I may be sick as a dog, but I’m sure Incorrect Quotes No. 6 will do just the trick. … right?
Gertrude: I used to think about getting a cat.
Gerard: (stealing a handful of pens) Sorry, need this.
Gertrude: I no longer need to worry about that.
Jane Prentiss: I like worms the normal amount. … the regular- standard amount.
Jon: Most people *don’t*.
Jane: Well, most people are boring and close minded.
Nikola: Does it only sing the one note?
Hope: Never messed with it.
Nikola: What if I teach it show tunes?
Oliver: This is The End, the final moment before abyss… and it will feel just like this one. Utterly mundane as your life ends.
Helen: But what if I told you I can *speed up that process??*
Gerard (post-book): I don’t bloody know!
Trevor: What do you mean you don’t know?!
Gerard: I mean FUCK OFF-!
Martin: How… old are you?
Michael (distortion): 92… I’ve always been 92.
Martin: Oh. … you look great for your age.
Michael: (sniffling) iT wAs A jOkE!
Tim: Scale of 1-10… how dead are we?
Jared Hoppworth: A little of Monica for the thighs, a little of Erica for the eyes, a little of Rita’s in the knees-
Daisy: Don’t worry, I know a spot.
Basira: ‘The spot’ isn’t your body pit, right?
Daisy: … I know a different spot.
Georgie: God, the Ad-pocalypse is killing my channel.
Melanie: I’m more concerned about the actual apocalypse.
Georgie: But- the analytics! The viewer retention!
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