Gone4Life

Diana: I’m surrounded by idiots. Caine: Technically, you’re with one. Diana: Don’t remind me.

Caine: Why is this laptop asking for a password? Jack: Because that’s how laptops work. Caine: I am not a peasant. I shouldn’t need a password to access my own device. Diana: It’s my laptop. Caine: And yet you didn’t give me the password. I thought you loved me. Diana: Fine, Caine, it’s “ilovecaine.” Caine: …wait seriously? Diana: No, idiot.

Lana: You ever notice how none of us can do normal conversations anymore? Dekka: Yeah, because every topic ends with “remember that time I almost got eaten alive by bugs and Sam had to burn them out of me?” Quinn: Or “remember when I had to go save my fisherman from penny because he was convinced his veins were candy?” Diana: Or “remember when my boyfriend threw people into walls?” Caine: You say that like it’s a bad thing. Sam: It is a bad thing! Caine: Depends who you threw.

Sam: We should split into teams. Astrid: Smart. Efficient. Organized. Brianna: Dibs to not be on Astrid’s team. Astrid: Excuse me? Brianna: I don’t want a lecture every time I breathe. Quinn: Same. I’ll take Sam, he only lectures half as much. Diana: I’ll take Caine. He’s useless, but at least he looks good doing nothing. Caine: …thanks? Sam: These are the worst teams ever.

Drake: I will kill every last one of you. Astrid: Okay, but do you have to announce it every five minutes? Sam: Yeah, it’s getting repetitive. Brianna: At this point it’s like background noise. Diana: Honestly, I tune him out like a bad podcast. Drake: …I’m not a podcast!

Brianna: [whispering] Hey. Hey. Dekka. You awake? Dekka: [half asleep] I am now. Brianna: If you had to pick—would you rather fight ten duck-sized Drakes, or one Drake-sized duck? Dekka: … Dekka: I’m moving to another room. Brianna: You didn’t answer!

Caine: New rule. Anyone who defies me gets punished. Brianna: [mock gasp] Oooo scary. What’s the punishment? Caine: Death. Dekka: …Bit harsh. Brianna: Do I look like I care? [runs in circles around him] Caine: [screaming] STOP. STAND STILL. Diana: Oh yes, very kingly. Truly inspiring.

getting some gone merch from redbubble for my birthday…there isn’t a lot out there, but i’m getting the coates academy t shirt and possibly a few cute little stickers! us fayzians need some more merch in our lives

Sanjit: You are my girlfriend Lana: glare I’m not your girlfriend Sanjit: You will be Lana: No I won’t Sanjit: Just wait and see Lana:

Brianna: Wanna see how fast I can disappear? Edilio: Sure. Brianna: [sprints out of town, doesn’t come back for 4 hours]

Drake: You can’t just boss me around. Caine: I literally can, and I literally am. Hey that rhymed. Drake: You should write a poem. Caine: I’ll write a romantic one for Diana…Maybe about the time we- Drake: NO, NO, NO. I was thinking something more…about you and me? Caine: Why would I want to do that?

Caine: I think I’m losing my mind. Diana: You think you’re losing it? Caine, that ship sailed, caught fire, and sank years ago.

Edilio: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Sam: The hard way it is. Edilio: I wasn’t offering a choice, Sam.

Drake: Dude, you look exhausted. Caine: I haven’t slept in three days. Drake: Why not? Caine: Every time I close my eyes, I see you. Drake: …That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever— Caine: No, Drake. It’s a nightmare.