weisser teufel

feeling a lot of things

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.

Benny: yeah I definently hate it when you kick my ass at speed chess and look super sexy while you rob me of all my money infront of my friends ahahaha.. fuck.

*does a gay little jfk impression that pisses you off*