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@lunardolphinalex

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

gay tumblr artists only personality quiz: what color do u use to sketch before u outline

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

After abuelita died on my 20th b day my extended family has finally told my sis that they've always wanted to talk to me or get to know me or some shit. While i lived with my parents it would make me violently sad and immediately cry but now im numb and dont care.

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

Or impale me with a sword that says "be my valentine," I'll just assume you're judging my face or daydreaming of something like dogs

Hatsune Miku meets Gorillaz but they don’t collaborate she just kills Murdoc

Actually 2-D hands her the gun so it’s technically a collab