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Jin: Jungkook, be a doll and pass me the salt

Jungkook: (zoned out)

Jin:

Jungkook: Oh sorry yeah sure..

Jin: what happened?

Jungkook: I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl yesterday. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax (whips a bottle out from under the table), the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

jungkook : in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer i would say “i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. how about you, jimin ?

jimin : probably, “road work ahead”

(short trans) article by insight korea: bangtan’s jungkook couldn’t hide his happiness upon meeting a young girl fan who loved him dearly during his sept. 26th appearance on abc’s good morning america

as hundreds of fans gathered in the new york times square to watch bts, the good morning america staff picked two girls in the crowd for a surprise meeting with bts. as soon as the members saw the girls, they hugged them, with bangtan’s maknae jungkook using his strength and holding both girls at the same time. holding the two girls, jungkook smiled “as if he had the entire world in his arms.” 

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