Kunikida Doppo

Are you okay? I should hopefully be home in time to put you to bed tonight. Is kunikida looking after you?

I been doing great. I've been in the playroom all day today. Oddly enough playing with toys is therapeutic but let's not talk about that. I have no clue where Kunikida is or where anyone is.

I will.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

Please? I’ll embezzle NERVs funds to pay you.

Don't.

Then I will find legal ways to pay you.

I'm quite alright.

I would really like Asuka assassinated. I technically work for the UN so it’s like a government job or whatever.

No. I-I'm good.

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Still no.

How much would I have to pay you?

I said no. Conversation over.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

Please? I’ll embezzle NERVs funds to pay you.

Don't.

Then I will find legal ways to pay you.

I'm quite alright.

I would really like Asuka assassinated. I technically work for the UN so it’s like a government job or whatever.

No. I-I'm good.

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Still no.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

Please? I’ll embezzle NERVs funds to pay you.

Don't.

Then I will find legal ways to pay you.

I'm quite alright.

I would really like Asuka assassinated. I technically work for the UN so it’s like a government job or whatever.

No. I-I'm good.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

Please? I’ll embezzle NERVs funds to pay you.

Don't.

Then I will find legal ways to pay you.

I'm quite alright.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

Please? I’ll embezzle NERVs funds to pay you.

Don't.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

She’s homophobic

Can't do anything about it.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

We don't assassinate people for meaness.

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

I want her assassinated.

Why?

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu.

What about her?

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown

Okay what about my coworker?

Depends. Who are they?

On occasion

Really depends on who, though,

What about Akutagawa?

No, we won't assassinate Akutagawa.

Ongoing truce.

What about sayori?

She's literally a computer program.

Okay and?

Uh yeah sure I guess I'll shot a computer if paid.

What about Nikolai?

I've got better things to do than look after that clown