Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium
blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
todays bird
KIROKAZE
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Keni
RMH
trying on a metaphor
Andulka
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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bliss lane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
oozey mess
ojovivo
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I’ve found myself falling into the abyss that is simping over Tom Hiddleston.
Someone please send help.
I’ve found myself falling into the abyss that is simping over Andrew Garfield.
Someone please send help.
I’ve found myself falling into the abyss that is simping over Aaron Tveit.
Someone please send help.
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oh ok
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
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For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
I needed to see this today.
yep, pretty much
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter
and with absolutely heroic effort, ilya says something entirely boring and appropriate about concussions, can't be too careful but thankfully nothing to worry about this time, Hollander will be back in time to crush the Pamphlets, yada yada, because he is a good husband and respects Shane's boundaries, and then they're walking to the car to finally go home and Shane is holding an icepack and there are still a couple reporters milling about and some asshole yells "hey Hollander, you sure your head's okay?"
and Shane looks directly into their phone camera and says, "I don’t know, you'll have to ask my husband"
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A crossover for the ages.
Prequel
The Climactic Battle
my two brain cells
This is what executive dysfunction looks like
Inside you there are two hamsters…
Mother hahn is a permanent resident of prettyville
tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television
Shane walking into the locker room after a loss expecting anger and shouting and equipment being thrown, fully prepared to take the brunt of the fault from the coaching staff and a few of his teammates like he always did in Montreal. With his head down, he waits for the explosion, but when it doesn’t come he looks up to see his fellow Centaurs laughing together and ribbing on each other over the mistakes they made that night. There is no animosity or blame. The air in the room is light, not the gloomy atmosphere he’d grown accustomed to after being defeated.
Ilya sees him standing there with the most adorably confused look on his face and walks over. He places both hands on his cheeks and smiles before kissing him, right there in front of everyone. The room erupts in hoots and hollers, Bood and Hayes yelling, “get a room!”
When they finally separate, Ilya gently rubs a thumb over Shane’s freckles. And with the most understanding expression, reassures Shane with a, “we are not the fucking Metros.”
The room gets loud again, Dykstra shouting, “fucking right! We’re the motherfucking Ottawa Centaurs!”
Shane finally cracks a smile. Throwing off his gloves he still had, he grabs his husband and literally dips Ilya right there, kissing him through their laughter and the riotous applause from their team.
Yeah, they definitely weren’t the fucking Metros. They were the motherfucking Ottawa Centaurs.
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you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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