blep

@sarahsquarah

pls sned help

LMFAO

Dear God in heaven

This is so sick.

This sounds like it should be a Bond song.

Have you ever said something to a loved one that you immediately regretted, knowing you may have just torn your relationship to shreds with a single sentence?

god I’m horny

“hello horny, im god”

here we have a collection of cute boys being even cuter 

this is so funny because none of you are cute

LMAOOO

I thought it was just me…

this post is highly cursed

Why do you have to be like that? If you don’t think they’re cute then good for you but you really don’t have to go insulting them. I bet that if this was girls none of you would be saying that, and if someone did say that, everyone would flip their shit because all girls are perfect and beautiful, according to tumblr. Boys deserve that kind of praise too. Don’t be mean for no reason.

@liquorbottle

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

the store

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

Hermoine isn’t black???

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

I JUST SKKKKREAMED

i saw this image in a dream

• Normalize going to Burger King at 3 am • Normalize falling asleep inside the Burger King • NORMALIZE filling up your empty milk jugs with drinks from the sofa fountain • NORMALIZE JACKING IT IN THE BK BATHROOM • NORMALIZE FIGHTING THE MANAGER

•NORMALIZE •FINDING •AND KILLING •THE BURGER KING

Bad day?

GREAT DAY