Naturally soulless

I absolutely died when I first saw this video

May I strive to be like this.

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.

“Look, there goes a buffet. We should follow them.”

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

that first kiss with the person you’ve been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling in the world

Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

ten mins after u walk out