wow, that worked?

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

Guy on the subway looked at me, shook his head, and made the sign of the cross, so I must look really fucking hot today

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous