SHANE DAWSON (& SQUAD) SENTENCE STARTERS
I DESTROYED MY BOYFRIENDS G-WAGON
“You have to go home. You take your demons with you.”
“I can’t wait to have kids so I can buy their love.”
“Okay, let’s go get murdered in our sleep.”
“I love when my family members steal my dreams.”
“[name]’s gonna piss out of his eyes.”
“It’s an animal. Put it down.”
“Oh my god, it doesn’t smell like piss.”
“What I’ve learned today is that if a boy doesn’t pick you up in a G-Wagon and drag you by your ponytail, he’s not good enough for me.”
“We’re going to get dragged by demons.”
“I’m just kidding, I’m not a snack. I’m the whole damn meal.”
“We made a baby cry. It was great.”
“Wait, I’m actually nervous. Is this stupid? Should we not be doing this? Is this bad?”
“I don’t know if I’ve ever shit myself, but I’m pretty close.”
GHOST HUNTING IN A HAUNTED SHIP
“I feel like the old lady in Titanic.”
“If I turned around and you weren’t there and you were a ghost, wouldn’t that be crazy?”
“I want to taste history.”
“This is my dream environment.”
“What if people were fucking in there?”
“That’s creepy though, how thin the walls are. We could literally hear their conversation if somebody was in that room.”
“Okay, can we get the fuck out of this room?”
“He’s so handsome. I had to take a picture.”
“I hope tonight that you see your first ghost.”
“Oh that’s terrifying, there’s a gym.”
“I will get lost, for sure.”
“Who wants to play bloody Mary?”
“This is sad. Who would stay here? Why would anyone stay here?”
“Your ass looks great in this photo.”
“Wait, you know ghosts like me.”
“I feel like the ghosts are only fucking with me and you guys are just like LOLing.”
“Look, you have a little ghosty on your ass.”
“I told you. It’s only going to get worse.”
24 HOURS OVERNIGHT IN A HAUNTED GHOST SHIP
“I wanna fall in love up here!”
“That is the most haunting thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”
“If that would have broke, that literally would have killed you.”
“Imagine telling mom that you killed me.”
“He’s just like sucking a ghosts dick.”
“What if everyone’s jacking off in there?”
“All those lights just turned off by themselves.”
“Dude, tonight’s gonna get fucked.”
“Are we all going to sleep in the same bed?”
“I’ve gotten orbs on here. That rattled a little bit. There’s been dripping. There was shadows. I hate this.”
“You should run and jump on [name] and scare him like a demon.”
“Oh my god, he looks dead.”
“C'mon! Time to go ghost hunting!”
“Someone might’ve died right there.”
“I think we’re about to smell a smell from the past. I just farted.”
“Tell us some ghost tea.”
“Did something follow us?!”
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