ihateneelix

Brutally hacking off his hair would bring me so much inner healing. 

Just look at this hideous asshole casserole over here thinkin' he's something. Thinking he's clever, or a damn good chef. You're not, Neelix! Hide those crusty teeth and pick up a fucking tweezer.

I hope that you're taking this photo outside, Neelix, and that you get sunburnt to a crisp. Honestly you'd be more attractive if you were burnt because the redness would balance our your malaria yellow complexion. You would also benefit from peeling because then you'd actually be ugly enough for some trippy artist to call you an "aesthetic paradigm of hideousness" or some crap. 

This is cathartic. Die Neelix, DIE!

Proof that Neelix is damn rude

OH. And who could forget his incessant nagging towards Kes about Tom Paris? "Are you seeing him today?" "He looks at you like your an animal, I don't want my precious baby lamb to get snatched up by that tiger" "He's gonna make you be his girlfriend, Kes, stay away from him!" SHUT UP NEELIX OH MY GOD YOU NEVER STOP DO YOU?!?

Proof that Neelix is an idiot

I wish I could slap the smile off of his stupid face

Proof that Neelix is filthy and stinky

I agree with this whole-heartedly. 

Get your stupid finger out of his mouth, you dumb alien. I hate you so much!

Stop grinning at me like your the Federation's Top Chef you Chucky-esque idiot. EVERYONE hates your food. EVERYONE would pick Paula Deen's food over yours because hey, they'd get diabetes and clogged arteries but at least it would taste worth it. Your food doesn't even benefit the human body. It's just disgusting. You're disgusting. Wipe that disgusting grin off your smug, disgusting face you stupid man.