keep this a secret?

*unslices your bread*

Hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean

still don’t know what this response means and i refuse to learn

That’s Johnny Breadfixer. He has the power to fix bread by sweating on it

My older brother’s birthday is in a few weeks and I got him one of these I’m excited to give it to him

TODD YOU SON OF A BITCH

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this video is gay rights

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

god finally a reasonable request

my last four brain cells at any given time