Ikemen Vampire Addict

Sebastian signs every entry in his notebook with „XOXO Gossip girl”.

Ok, I’m reading Captive to your desire Story Event with Leonardo and… this is so silly. Dazai and Arthur giving MC advices on how to seduce her boyfriend are giving me 2000s teen movies vibes and… i love it. It’s one of those events that are dumb in a funny way. I swear the story is only missing makeover scene.

Me during every Story Event: I just wanna live in 19th Century Paris, where apparently the biggest problem is aphrodisiacs scattered everywhere.

Warning: mentions of depression *Mozart is sitting in the music room, by the piano, Comte walks in.* Comte: Mozart, have you noticed something odd about MC lately? Mozart: Nothing but positives. Comte: ... Comte: Elaborate on that. Mozart: Well... her voice gone significantly lower and I can barely hear her walking with Rogue. Comte: Did she tell you something? Mozart: No, she barely speaks at all, thank god. Comte: ... Comte: Mozart, she's depressed. Mozart: ... Mozart: So... you mean, that's not good? Comte: *facepalm*

I absolutely love how "Tripple Connection" is basically worst type of porn where the "act" is just replaced with biting. I only read Mozart/Jean, Dazai/Isaac and William/Vincent and probably won't have a chance to read the rest, because I'm too broke for that, but oh my, I can't stop laughing at it! Like, sure, obviously there's a legend that says there will be a woman that will make you a human when you "drink her blood". ;) Of course, I'm just a broke maid who just need to accept whatever the only employers will make her do. ;) Oh, what are you doing not in your room my mysterious employee? ;) I just need one more route, where MC orders a pizza but she has no money to pay for it, so she needs to pay in a different way… oh, step-vampire, what are you doing?