2 tall nerds

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

“we failed the challenge” as if every single one of your viewers didn’t wanna see you frolic around the expensive hotel together

The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing

phil wants an edited reel of people looking at him and thinking he’s hot when he gets to the afterlife. Sir type in heart eyes howell compilation into google dot com

i love when phil makes a joke or innuendo that goes unnoticed and then he looks into the camera and giggles. i heard you and i see you phil you are the funniest motherfucker alive and i’m sorry your boyfriend is too busy yapping to notice the beautiful and hillarious comedic genius sitting next to him </3

this was peak loverboy Dan by the way like he willingly sat through that fuckass protein bar while Phil had a 5 star starter even through he is a self proclaimed starter person, he walked Phil through ignoring the cheese in his main course and focusing on the other good flavors (and made sure Phil didn’t have food on his face), “I wish you could try this drink!” cause he loved it so he immediately wanted to share it, he tried to find fruit that didn’t have cheese essence to share and knowing Phil was a dessert person he surprise ordered an additional dessert with white chocolate for Phil to close out the meal all while looking at him with so much love I genuinely felt like I was intruding, all of this in a video where a RAT picks their food 😭

hate to break it to dan but phil Has to start each sentence with Look or Here's The Thing bc otherwise dan will never notice that he's trying to speak