idk

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

movie grace was so fucking complicated about being watched while he sleeps and i just dont get it. seriously whats his issue. you dont trust the rog? the rog? the rogy? Your Friend The Rog?

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

huge fan of how andor is technically set in the star wars universe i suppose but they literally dont bother to put any effort into it besides dying the food blue and changing the french a little bit

It's bleed out and die thursday

no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.