Comedic Attempt

astrology don’t even work on cishet men…………….they’re Evil. sun in stupid. moon in evil. rising in aggravating 

Lol not gonna say bout women

you can barely form a sentence let alone say anything about women

This is the meanest thing anyone’s ever done to me online and I’m including the time I got doxxed

Why does everyone obsess over Grease when Hairspray exists? Don’t get me wrong, I love Grease. I do. But I hate it’s message. Sandy falls for someone and when things aren’t working out she changes everything about herself for him. But Tracy. Tracy falls head over heals for Link, and she never for a second thinks about changing who she is. Even when things go a bit sideways with Link. She remains herself and he still is in love with her. That’s a much better message. Like give Hairspray some love people!!!

listEN this might not be WOKE but to be tbh i low key miss blonde cody

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste