I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

This is the best thing on the internet.

Information Wall (with Hat)

a wasp made this post

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

One time instead of finishing inking a single drawing I straight up applied for and got a new job

you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water