idk

if your parents bought you a car, don’t ask why i don’t drive yet. if your parents pay for your college, don’t ask why i’m not going to school. if your parents paid for your apartment, don’t tell me i should move out. not everyone gets the handouts that you do.

This just spoke to me on a level not discovered by humanity yet.

Mannnnnn

M E S S A G E

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

^ This

By Matt Bors [website | tumblr | facebook]

also when “gifts” are called “jifts” then I will pronounce it with a J

also when “giraffes” are called “jiraffes” I will…OH WAIT

yall act like english isnt a stupid fucking up language with shit like colonel and depot like shut the hell up and grow up dear god

MY CHILDHOOD

?? ALL OF THESE STILL HAPPEN??

WOW 

thats exciting

OMFG

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

I’m laughing too hard rn