[ I'm not the one. ]

I’m more of an au kind of rper, though I can/will rp mainverse, so these are a lists of a few au rps I’d love to do! I may make a few starters for some of these ideas, but if you wanna detail rp we can do that too!

Cop!Sou AU: We’ve all seen the pics– I want a plot of it! Available and Open for anyone! Basic plot is Sou coming back on the force after being shot in the shoulder, tearing his muscle and shattering part of the bone. Can be its own verse or we can make a new verse if you wanna do something different!

Fisherman!Mermaid AU: Sou being a dumb fisherman and catching more than he bargained for. Mermaid can be anyone! Verse can be platonic/shippy. It all depends on your preference!!

Gangster!AU: Speaks for itself. Are you an enemy or an ally of the Yamazaki Family? Are you an innocent bystander who never did no wrong,? The person who makes Sou’s coffee in the morning? Someone he wouldn’t want his enemy’s hands on? Find out by plotting!

Breakup!AU: Hey we were dating and broke up! Why? Probably for a good reason. Is Sou sad you left? Maybe! Does he miss you as much as you miss him? Who knows! It would be awkward for us to cross paths.. so lets do it!

Werewolf!AU: That guy who lives alone in the cabin in the woods pretty much keeps to himself.. why don’t you go talk to him? Maybe not on a full moon night though..

I have a lot more but– here are a few! Inbox me if you wanna do one! I’ll make some starters!

• We’re stuck in an elevator together and I’m literally pressed up against you this isn’t awkward at all

 • I accidentally passed you an embarrassing note that was meant for my best friend dON’T YOU DARE READ IT

• I just got dumped horribly and I’m crying so fucking bad right now and I just bumped into you in the hallway wow talk about hella awkward

• Neither of us have partners for dance so we’re stuck together for the slow dancing unit and neither of us can dance

• I just twisted my ankle while running laps in gym and you’re the only person near me please carry me to the nurses office I’M DYING HELP

• I just heard a weird sound in the middle of the night and woke up to find you stealing food from our kitchen aND WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY NUTELLA

• There are not enough lockers in the school so we have to share one for the rest of the year did I mention I have a huge ass tuba I haul around everywhere?

• I just stepped on your new iPhone aND I AM SO SORRY I’LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU PLEASE DON’T KILL ME

i was watching that hot jogger while driving out of the neighborhood but got distracted and crashed but i just woke up in a hospital room and said hot jogger is at my bedside because apparently they’re the one who called the ambulance

we have apartments next to each other and sometimes you’re blasting shitty music but other times you’re jerking off and that’s even louder than the music please quiet down

you left your sketchbook on a bench and i can’t really tell but is this supposed to be me??? am i really that skinny????

i’m late to work but can’t function correctly without coffee so i stopped at starbucks on the way and i have no idea how to use this menu please help me

we both live at the beach and it’s spring break so we bond over the hatred of college kids ruining everything

it’s a heat wave out and you’re wearing a goddamn hoodie so please take this water bottle i just stole bought from a hot dog stand before you die of overheating

we’re at the beach and my friend is off fighting people for a spot near the ocean and they packed a lot so yes, could you please help me unload my truck?

i tried to call a crisis hotline but got one number off and started ranting for 10 minutes before you got to speak and tell me i got the wrong number but now you’re worried about me and telling me not to hang up

i want to be ‘the man who can’t be moved’ level romantic but i spent an hour just trying to pick out a candy bar for you because i wasn’t sure what you like im sorry

my friend brought you along to an outing of ours and i get way too into singing along to mumford and sons songs in the car and my friend is laughing but you’re trying to imitate a banjo sound with your mouth because what’s mumford and sons without violent banjo playing

This isn’t how Haruka wanted to leave things.

Taking a few staggering steps forward, Haru mouthed his name as his arm reached out, wanting nothing more to do than wrap himself up in the essence that was— no is— his lover. “–suke…” A couple more steps, his tears falling a little more. At this point, a few pedestrians paused in their steps to watch the scene unfold, unusually quiet compared to the screams echoing inside the freestyle swimmers head.

But none of that mattered to Haru, seeing as how the guy he still so dearly held close to his heart, was walking away without even a single glance back. Haru had to get to him. He had to catch up to him. Sousuke had to know–!

“Sousuke…” Just a little louder; Haru swore he heard his name being whispered amongst the stragglers. “Sousuke–!!” And then he sprinted, his front colliding with the taller males back as his tears rolled down his flushed cheeks at an even faster rate than before. 

“I love you! I still love you!” Haruka confessed, crying out for all the pain he held in for so long. “Even if you don’t love me anymore,” Which he doubted. “Even if you hate me after this, even if you want me to disappear from your life,” Just the thought of it sent a new sob wracking through him. But he kept on. “I will always love you, and only you!!”

Sousuke heard the crowd grow louder with whispers, but figured he’d become more in tune with the atmosphere. He was mistaken. Sousuke was about to push ‘send’ on his phone when he was hit from behind. He tried to turn to see what the hell was happening or if he was being attacked, when he recognized the small frame gripping at his back-- leaving him frozen in place.

Everything that came after felt like a blur.

He heard Haruka’s words. They echoed in his head, reverberating in his tight chest. If Haru wasn’t holding onto him he might have stumbled from the shock of it all.

After all this time...

His mouth had opened multiple times, but no words came. He was at a loss for them.

“I kind of wish you had suggested that to begin with.” Haru admitted. It had taken a lot  out of him to come out to a busy place like this; a lot of convincing from his friends and co-workers. But Sousuke was worth the effort.