Violence is art. Your body the luvre.

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

because they hate you

They hate me so much that they gave up on their creative passions? God, I fucking rule.

Stick to tumblr macho man.

Where does he think he is?

this oedipal ain't shit

hang on a second why does my wife look kind of like my... no. surely not.

gouged out my eyes 👍

get a job

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

Holy crap this is so well made check it out guys

mutual pining IS the best trope. no they’re not trying to move on, no they’re not brave enough to risk it, no they’re not trying to date other people, they don’t know they can have it but it’s okay if they can’t (but they CAN)

going into the voting booth and voting im bald

magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

grahhh,,, i am,, transform again

:3

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information