*intimidatingly snaps*

I.. I thought that’s what you meant. Well, yeah, but in the few days you’re there, you could - never mind. You know what? Forget Miami. Let’s go somewhere further. I still can’t believe you suggested fucking New York to him. What if he actually went, Matt? I would never see him again. 

What? I could do what, Tessa? It's not just 'never mind'. I want to know what you were going to say. If he went to New York you could just get into Juilliard and hang out with him and everything will be perfect for you. I won't be around. I'll still be here, staying far away from home, if I can even call it home, for as long as I can. And you'll forget about me like everyone.

So you’re just going to like… hook up with a bunch of girls? I mean, I don’t know. I want to go but not if all of that will be going on, Matt..

What? When did I say that? I meant going down to hang out with Nate and go to a party or two. And for the record, I wouldn't just have sex with some random girl, Tess. I have to at least know them a little.

You said that? I mean, uh, so Miami?

Yeah, I said that. We can make a weekend trip down to Miami if you want?

Nathan. He just.. left. I found out because I went up to his room to surprise him. It was empty. 

Shit, yeah. We talked about it but I didn't know if he was going to actually leave or not. He was talking about how he wanted to get far away and I told him Miami wasn't that far compared to New York or Boston.

Why do people just.. leave, like.. without a goodbye?

By people, who do you mean?

Wow. You really go hard don’t you..

Considering I spend half my day playing, I guess. Does that make me seem like a dork, an asshole, or something else?

I have to?

Yes. There's some new one coming out soon. Occu-something, I think. We're going to see it.

If you don't like them that's a different story. Now you have to see one with me.

Will you come down to Miami to see me sometime? I’ll hook you up with some chicks, we can party and have a good time. It’ll be awesome. 

Do you know how much money I'd have to spend on gas? Maybe if I get enough extra money. Shit, I'll have to cut back on the fast food. I mean, this is all in theory because there's a small chance you might not be going, right?

Okay, okay, fine. As long as you don’t scare me for the millionth time while I’m making it.

I don't try to scare you, it just happens. I don't think I'll ever be able to take you to a horror movie.

Maybe I am dying? You’ll  never know because if I go, I’ll pass on in Miami….far away from this place. I’ll talk to the student council about setting up a greek meeting to switch over Presidents.

Miami isn't that far away. Honestly LA or New York would be better. Just don't go to Boston because nothing happens and winter is a bitch. I hate sitting through long meetings so just make sure it's as short as possible.

So I’ve been told. I love this place. It was my first kingdom but every king has to hand over this throne right? If you want, I can promote you to President once I’m gone. I’m sure the greek council won’t mind. Just make sure you get yourself a sorry sucker of a VP, ok?

They handed over their throne when they were dying or overthrown. I don't think you're dying but if you are you're doing a damn good job at hiding it. I'm not going to turn down being President but it'd feel weird.