Bullshit

You can pick a Peter, you can pick a peck of pickled peppers, but you can’t pick Peters peppered pickle

If followed long enough, All avenues lead to flowers 🌺

You catch more peas with nuts then you do with cocks

When you mess with the bull -> get the shit

When life gives you eggs make sure to make lemonade and put it in one ☝️ basket

If at first you don’t succeed- take a muscle relaxer and try again

There’s no use in oiling your bacon grease

A monitored chicken wing never gets crispy

You can give a cat opposable thumbs, but you can’t make him do his taxes