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Not a player was stirring, not even a youtuber;

The charms were hung by the bench with care,

In hopes that Team Cherry soon would be there;

The gamers were nestled all snug in their chairs;

While visions of grubs danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our computers for a short nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen leaves,

Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a miniature SHAW and a tiny needle,

With a little red dress so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment she must be Hornet.

More rapid than eagles her needle it came,

And she whistled, and shouted:"SHAW! SHAW! SHAW and GIT GUD!

SHAW! SHAW! SHAW!”

I cant be bothered to do the rest but

I WAS ALREADY FREKAING OUT WITH 1 HD 2D GAME, WITH AN ABSOLUTE GENDERED PROTAGONIST AND COOL CONCEPT, BUT REVEALING ANOTHE OCTOPATH GAME?!?!?! OCTOPATH?!?!? WHICH IS MY FAVORITE GAME SERIES AND OT2 IS MY FAVORITE GAME?!?!?@ OF WHICH I HAVE FIXATED OVER THE ARTBOOKS?!?!?! I FUCKING SCREAMED

I GOT WHAT I WANTED, BUT I FEAR THIS MEANS AT LEAST $120 LESS IN MY POCKETS