billionaire playboy misanthropist

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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The child has been sold to the highest bidder

The time it takes for me to hand a homeless person a dollar is worth more than all the money he'll ever make in his life, if anything, his time would be better spent working for me instead of wasting it being homeless

Of course I'll never give him a job, he needs at least a decade of experience for an entry level position in any of my 177,482 companies and enterprises