Blegh >:P

Keep in mind that I’m never writing about “actual” people, these are all characters that happen to look like certain people, don’t freak out in my inbox

Lmaooooo had to let everyone know I remembered they exist

The new puppy must be so nervous, coming from a bad household that would dress him up in costumes and never discipline him, they even had an Instagram account for him bc he was clearly just a tool for getting followers to them 🥺 he’s shy too, Ashton has to chain him up in the pen bc he’s scared of the older dogs 😔 Michael’s so helpful though, he loves making friends so he comes right over to introduce himself ☺️ puppy’s intimidated but Michael’s big and strong, he easily puts him on his hands and knees to fuck him 🍆 Calum was napping, but he gets interested when Michael’s done and normally he doesn’t like the skittish ones but Luke seems to have calmed down enough that it’s no effort to mount him 🍑 Ashton gives Calum a scratch behind the ear and promises treats for his good boys, they’re so handy in helping the new puppy settle

Are you shitting me Luke holding Ashton’s thighs and Ashton holding Luke’s arms like 😳