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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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the most wrong I ever got any lyrics was the time my family was driving to a wedding and Livin La Vida Loca came on the radio and I must’ve been 7 at the most and I started singing along from the very back row of the van and I said “upside, inside out, wouldn’t ya be my milk cow”
and all I remember is my dad shouting “WHAT”
Fuck your boyfriend
OH MY GOD

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Never forget
when the first dealer didn’t hit you back so you hit up another and suddenly they both respond with “meet me in 20”
me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
Money dog don’t fail me now!
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
Me: *looks up boys zodiac sign*
FBI Agent assigned to me: ooo bitch a Scorpio you know wtf that means
Worst Tinder Date Stories
A list I compiled after browsing through threads!
by reddit user DasCthulhu
Showed up to the date and the girl was pregnant, VERY pregnant. Like holy crap how did you get here on your own, should I be worried about your water breaking any minute pregnant. No mention of her being pregnant anywhere on her profile, not even a hint about it.
by reddit user totally_not_matt
Met with a girl and we actually started dating. She always seemed awkwardly close to her brother, and after three months she says: “I can’t hide it anymore, will you have a three way with me and [brother]? I’ve been looking on tinder for willing guys forever.” No, I didn’t.
by reddit user Sjamb
About a year ago I went to dinner, Christmas shopping, and saw a movie with a girl from Tinder. Throughout the movie, the girl was putting her hands in her pants and sniffing her fingers, both front and back. It was very odd.
by reddit user closetedho
This was before Tinder but I met a guy from a dating site. We talked on the phone a lot and he seemed nice. We planned to go to the movies and when he picked me up he was at least 80 pounds heavier than he said and he was bald. I don’t know what I was thinking but I got in his car and we went to the movies. The whole way there he never said a word to me nor did he answer any of my questions. He cranked the heat up really high and when I asked him to turn it down he ignored me.
by reddit user slaxxslattslaps
She was 70 I was 18 at the time. Reason being the obvious huge age gap.
by reddit user sherminator19
She was very very vegan. I don’t really mind, in fact I started up a conversation with her about vegan mayonnaise from aquafaba and chickpeas (look it up on serious eats, it’s amazing). She assumed I was vegan and flipped when I ordered a latte, calling me a liar, murderer and a cheat and screaming before storming off.
by reddit user iSkateiPod
I showed up and within 30 seconds she pulled up a meth pipe and a torch in my car.
If you have any wild dating stories to share (Tinder or otherwise), make a post and tag @sixpenceee in the text of your post!
Nightmares.
I met a guy online from OKC and I found out he wore diapers. Not as like a fetish but to actually shit in public bc it helped him “relax.”

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I don’t need love, I need dope