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*dramatically looks up slowly*

*softly and mournfully says*

oh no

I forgot the soup

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #soup is important

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Lebenese tapas...

Lesbian tops *giggles*

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #lesbian

I forget what kind of Asian he is

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby

He's really nice. Well, I haven't talked to him

#funny quote of the day #quotes #kaet #has a crush on a guy at the gym

"Does the death penalty work?"

"It did for that guy"

#funny quote of the day #quotes #professor and student #courtesy of abby's class

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"Well, he hasn't broken up with you"

"Yes. He has"

"Well he hasn't broken up with you a second time"

#funny quote of the day #quotes #bring on the fire #abby #yours truly #discussing my boyfriend #who used to be my ex

I'm not a bitch. I'm a dick

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #she was offended to be called a bitch #because apparently she's not a bitch #she's a dick

*after Kaet and I failed at just dance but somehow beat Abby*

Guys! Guys! I'm just disappointed

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #kaet #yours truly #just dance

The shower is where I'm most confident. Which is ironic cause it's where I'm naked

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #shower concert

Anyways! The demons went in the pigs

#funny quote of the day #quotes #kaet

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Oh! Beads! You can make noises with those! *shakes beads aggressively*

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #beads make noises

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Have you seen my chair? I don’t have a chair

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Chairs? I love chairs!

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby

We had chickens... and then the rats came

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #chickens #what happened to the poor chickens

"VEGGIE TALES!!"

... two minutes of dead silence ...

"VEGGIE TALES!!"

#funny quote of the day #quotes #yours truly #kaet #veggie tales #do I have context?#yes #will I provide it?#no

This is Toadstool. He watches me poop. We're friends

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #Toadstool

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You little shit

#funny quote of the day #quotes #grandma number 3 #she never ever cusses #but I beat her at sequence #I refuse to admit to cheating

"Ah fuck me"

"no"

"please🥺"

#funny quote of the day #quotes #abby #yours truly #a very good representation of our friendship

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