summerofdyke

genuinely who needs friends when you have porn

staying in samsara forever bc I keep wanting to fucking die

apricot jelly isn’t bad at all but I’ve never had an apricot and I’ve only eaten the jelly once and it was scary like actually I was hesitant until like the midpoint of the sandwich. Having my second sandwich now and apparently it’s still scary. It doesn’t taste bad at all but my body physically has a reaction where it’s trying to throw up like dude it’s not even bad. Like it’s not bad I don’t know what’s wrong with you??

oh to have a big brother with a micro penis and a complicated relationship with gender. We could rule this world (the state of New Jersey)

little brother that lets me strangle him when