Had this conversation with my dad today.
Me: it's easy, if you're not poor
My dad: I'm not poor, I'm rich challenged
We then proceeded to die laughing, honestly top 10 things he's said this week

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Had this conversation with my dad today.
Me: it's easy, if you're not poor
My dad: I'm not poor, I'm rich challenged
We then proceeded to die laughing, honestly top 10 things he's said this week

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I have give a perhaps unreasonable amount of thought to what roles I want the Bats to take in a hypothetical future. I'm not thinking this would happen all at once. And idk what the circumstances would be for characters taking on legacy roles. This is not a fully fleshed out story with world building and a timeline and shit. This is just a collection of thoughts that have been crashing into each other in my brain for a while and I wanted to share them.
Notes: I will be going roughly by age, counting down, but that's gonna be a little iffy with characters of a similar age because that kind of thing is inconsistent across different versions. If any of your favorites aren't here, it's probably because I don't know them very well. I'm sorry for the exclusion, but I'd rather that than butchering their characters because I don't understand them. I am only including characters with a vigilante persona, you will not find civilians here.
BRUCE: I don't think he would willingly give up Batman. If he stops being Batman, it'll be because he's either dead or completely incapable of vigilante work, and it would take a LOT to get him to admit to the latter. Bruce does not have a future as a different vigilante. Bruce is Batman, forcibly retired, or dead.
BARBARA: Babs should be Oracle. Babs should ALWAYS be Oracle. I don't appreciate them 'fixing' her disability, but I can begrudgingly accept that they wrote themselves into a corner with that one (the medical tech in the DC universe is so advanced that it made no sense that there was no way to give her back her legs). What I CANNOT accept is that being able to walk again meant she should give up Oracle. No! On a personal level, she built Oracle from the ground up! It is her creation, her salvation, her way of making herself strong again after the Joker! On a practical level, it is an invaluable piece of multiple superhero teams that would not function without her! Oracle is something other people need her to be, and it's something she needs to be for her own sake.
DICK: Dick should keep the Nightwing mantle. Nightwing is his own creation that he's poured his heart and soul into. He's a fully fledged hero who can stand on his own. He should NEVER be Batman. It would crush his fucking soul. The man needs to quip! He needs to pun! He needs to laugh! He needs to do stupid impractical showy flips in the middle of a fight! Batman can't do that. Nightwing can. Nightwing is also just a good, solid, well-established identity that he's put time and care and effort into developing. Dick should keep being Nightwing for as long as he can.
CASS: Cass should be Batgirl until Bruce dies. She needs that acceptance, that structure, the weight of a mantle given to her because she is TRUSTED. For Cass, Batgirl means redemption. But once Bruce dies, she should be Batman. Because Cass believes in the symbol of the Bat more than anyone. She's skilled enough to pull it off, strong enough not to be crushed by it, and she can embody the stated ideals of Batman better than even Bruce.
JASON: Jason should keep the Red Hood. It's not a comfortable identity, for him or anyone else. I don't think he likes himself very much as Red Hood, and pretty much no one else does. But that's the point. Jason is never going to agree with the other Bats on several very important points, and the Red Hood is a symbol of that. It makes his very presence, his very NAME a point of friction, and that's how it should be. Jason exists as a foil to the other Bats, particularly to Batman, and his secret identity should reflect that.
TIM: Tim should be the Question. I know it seems kinda out of left field, but think about it! He's a weird little freak. He's a detective first and foremost. He's a stalker with no sense of boundaries. He's a conspiracy theorist who's somehow usually right and he's infuriatingly smug about it. He's inquisitive and pushy and obnoxious, exactly as the Question should be. That said, Question!Tim and Batman!Cass should work together a lot more than Bruce works with other Questions. For one thing, while Cass is brilliant at the fighting stuff, she's not as good at the detective stuff - not bad at it, but not as good as Tim is. For another, Tim and Cass are already close and this would be a fascinating new aspect to their relationship. So Tim should be the Question, but the Question should be much more Bat-affiliated.
STEPH: Steph should be Spoiler. Spoiler is the identity she made, the one that no one can take away from her, and I think after having Robin ripped away she wouldn't ever feel entirely secure in an identity that relied on someone else's goodwill. I think she makes an incredible Batgirl, but I think she'd always be an insecure Batgirl, trying not to do something that would lose her the role. Spoiler, on the other hand, is entirely her own. It's the one she created to get justice. It's the one she falls back on after being fired as Robin. It's not easy - Spoiler doesn't have the backup or funding or support that a vigilante should have - but to Steph, Spoiler means justice and safety and agency, and I think she'd rather have those.
DAMIAN: I'm not sure what identity Damian should have when he leaves the role of Robin, but I think it should be something completely new. He's grown up under the weight of two massive legacies, spent his life being told that he'll be the Demon's Head or Batman or both. That's a lot to put on someone, and I think he should get a chance to exist outside of those legacies. I could MAYBE see him taking up Nightwing if Dick died young or took a career ending injury, but I don't think that would be the best option for him, because it's still living in someone else's shadow. Let Damian find a new path, and let it be entirely his own.
I love this honestly. But what about cass' identity as Orphan. Does that stop existing or is it a step to her becoming batman?
I think damian should evolve Robin or reclaim the demons head and batmans name to be demon bat or a new identity based in that could be Rabisu which is an Akkadian myth of vampiric spirits, daimons, or demons, associated with the Curse of Akkad. The curse of akkad being a Mesopotamian myth that describes the destruction of the city of Akkad and the fall of the Akkadian Empire, attributed to the wrath of the gods. Which j think ties into damians story and the fall of the league in a way.
I NEED fic recs of the batclan learning of Tim's time as Robin. Dick seeing the consequences of ignoring this child. Steph seeing what her BFF went through, Cass seeing Bruce at his worst, Damian seeing his father and how he could have been treated, JASON seeing how Tim never replaced him and how he wasn't chosen or wanted. I want the main kids Duke, too, maybe seeing how Jason's death really affected Bruce. What Tim's relationship was with him how unlike all of the others father-child relationship has Bruce in the father role. Tim and Bruce are the reverse.
It would be spectacular and I need it, maybe an age regression fic where Bruce is back at the time when Jason just died, the others have to hide Jason, Damian, Steph and Duke from Bruce and they see Tim acting as he would. As the parent and an outlet. Them learning of his 16th birthday or his training sessions.
I just need fic recs please if anyone has them share
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Reblogging because I like potatoes. But also I need some damn luck
I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.
This always gets a reblog.
John Oliver is leftism for milquetoast middle aged white people, and I mean that with an enormous amount of love and respect

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asexuals are queer pass it on
wow yall are still arguing in these notes huh
anyway asexuals are still queer, keep passing
Passing it on, asexuals are queer (so are aromantics)
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
May 2021
January 2022
October 2022
April 2023
July 2023
June 2024
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025
August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I wonder if there are any posts like this that people have queued for years in advance, and then died shortly after.
I wonder if they had friends here who knew them IRL, who knew they died. Who wake up one morning with a pop up from Tumblr, “Look Who’s Back” and it’s the name of a friend they already lost; already mourned.
I wonder if it hurts. To see the echo of life from a friend long dead. Is it like seeing a ghost.
Or does that echo bring joy. A reminder, that they may be dead, but they still lived. And that life is still here. The affects of it still unfolding before our eyes. And the things they did; the things they loved; the wheels they set in motion still matter.
I think, perhaps; perhaps we are not done with the world simply because it is done with us. And even after this body has rotted away, you may still here my voice on the wind.
Reminding you it is Thursday the 20th.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
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reblogged at 1.8M notes
how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
May 21 2013 was a Tuesday!
Wrong blog
joining the hive
Oh, these are ancient texts indeed.
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
Update:
J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!
sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!
oops! hand slipped :/
Oh goodness me!
Oh no!
oh goodness
Oh my, oops

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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.
I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.
hand slipped so heres a gif
Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat
Reblogging to respect the Big Night Cat
yeah okay ill reblog that :)
*fucking mashes that thing*
Win win
HULK SMASH!
So pressing that button
I should be sleeping but my brain has given me cursed knowledge.
The Infinity Stones are the dormant cores of Ancient Ghosts.
Therefore Danny is Space while Clockwork is Time.
Yal get to decide who the rest are, I'm going to bed.
They steal the space stone long enough for Danny to be able to reform
Danny: Where am I? Last thing I remember is my core getting ripped out of my body...
Tony: Holy shit... The stones are alive!
Danny: What?
Peter: We thought you were just a rock that could manipulate space
Danny: What have y'all been doing to my unconscious body?
wait this also implies that clockwork has been stuck in core form for decades
as the time stone belonged to tons of former sorcerer supreme's
For funsies
Clockwork = Time stone
Danny = Space stone
Dani = Reality stone
Dan = Power stone
Jazz = Mind stone
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
I am so using this!
REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

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If You Can Shapeshift, Do you retain your allergies?
Okay so my roommate asked this and now I need other opinions! If ou could shapeshift, would you keep your allergies. like if you're alergic to cats and shapeshift into one, are you then allergic to yourself. and does this extend past animals. like if you can shapeshift into anything, and you are say allergic to flowers and turn into a flower what would happen.
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.