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remember when love was still possible haha those were the days. unfortunately now we just have to torture eachother forever

Fucked around and got attached to you

Not enough cow girl images are fat. It's cows. Be fatter

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

Just convince yourself that it's fun to be bad at things

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*