What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

hey you ☘🍀shamrock 🍀☘sluts❗️it’s 🍃march🍃 17th! 🎉🎉 you know what that means❓time to get out those ✳️green condoms✳️ or pinch daddy’s COCK 😱😱our main hoe ❇️ st. patrick ❇️ and his sexy leprechauns 🤑🤑🤑 made this hot holiday 🎉🍀 just for us❗️❗️send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest leprechaun 🍀🍀bitches or you’ll get pinched 😱😱 this year❗️if you get 5️⃣ back and you’re a bagpipe bitch 😰 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a lewd leprechaun❗️if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re 🍀 ST. PATRICK’S 🍀 SLUT ❗️❗️❗️❗️

Is the porn back? I’ve gone viral on tiktok @ichbinbaden

I don’t know how long ago I posted this but rejoice porn is back?!?!?!?!?!

WATCH YOUR STEP HOE 👀😧 💀Friday the 13th💀 has finally cum 👻💦 shove a four leaf clover 🍀 👌🏻and a rabbits foot 🐇 up your ass 😩 🍑because 📆today 📆is the unluckiest day of the year 😱😵send this to 6⃣6⃣6⃣ superstitious bitches💁🏼 👯 or else 😳☝🏻

i receive every thing you give up for lent

skin to skin cuddling is top tier

bad case of cum lung

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

y’all hiring?

The twink with the sharpest collarbone you have ever seen is currently approaching you. You better act fast