dank. secure. contain. protect.

Jason drinks cactus juice on the daily, if you catch my drift

Jonas/Killian/Rachel is one of my OT3s, but V-ways with Killian in the middle, not O-ways like I usually ship my throuples. I just think it vibes more and J and R competing for K's affection? The Sheer Drama of it all gosh

Voyager 1 auditioned for one of the Titanic movies and got in probably, I don't know, do you think I watch Titanic???

Speaking of films, Dei hates The Bee Movie but loves Ice Age, Despicable Me and Boss Baby. All the Crappy Vintage Children's Animated Film Franchises. Ae viscerally hates good cinema

Casper has issues. Full fledged parental abandonment issues somehow

PRISMA commits tax fraud. Also identity fraud. Actually this is borderline canon, you all just infantilizae it for no reason and forget that it's actually kind of a hardened criminal?

ICESat is straight. There is no way she is sapphic at all. We are anti-ICESat here

Cough cough people shipping red and yellow-orange probes together is so overdone, Please Stop none of your ships make sense cough cough

(That last one wasn't a headcanon. It was a plea for you to get help.)

If I had Rosalind Franklin in a fruit and flower salad as the only fruit and flower, I would send the salad back for being too fruity and flowery.

[ID: Two headshots of Princess Bubblegum frrom Adventure Time, Season 7, Episode 1, "Bonnie and Neddy." She's shrugging in the first image. The subtitles read: People get built different. We don't need to figure it out. We just need to respect it.]

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I'm not a big fan of the kidsats, but just let PRISMA be! It isn't like it's some genius mastermind hellbent on making your life harder by using a different name every day. It is probably just trying to have fun, okay? ^^

And you are all wrong about it forgetting who it is and forgetting all its memories, too! Machines have really good memories, it's all stored in their RAM or REM or whatever, I'm not an expert. It's all partitioned there somewhere, however. So it won't be forgetting anything any time soon, especially not something as drastic as itself. It's just different, and that shouldn't matter to us or to anyone. Just respect it.