Jacklyn Quinn

looks up your skirt but I've got an extremely serious look on my face and I'm dutifully writing on a clipboard labeled Neopussy Data and mumbling "hmmm, interesting..."

be ccareful with the neopussy data clipboard they'll kick u off the enterprise for that :(

r u struggling w th summer heat ?? try a frost dragon's tongue inside u !!!!

maid literally if u pull out im having u executed

your highness, they'd need a dynamite actuator to extract me from your oviduct.

^v^

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

Immediately prompted me to go look up the words ice creamo, because I want ice cream now

the princess demands a kissie. AND ALSO. a hug. AND. 5 hours of cuddling !

don't fucking draw her with a strapon. give her an honest flesh-and-blood penis like real women have

"here's my art of samus aran with a big purple strapon" first of all samus doesn't top. second of all she has a small Real penis

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw