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@mattmelloweek - day 6: memes !

wammy’s orphanage is a global child trafficking organization that traffics bright children (identified with eugenics and pseudoscientific 'intelligence measuring' methods) from impoverished/colonialised/war torn countries to the colonists and grooms them into tools/agents of the state to do their bidding. they actively psychologically tortured these high special needs kids by pitting them against each other. also, what are the chances of the smartest kids from all over the world all being orphans? all of them? not one of them have one parent or a relative that could have taken care of them? how did they even measure iq in the fucking 90s and even before that? wammy must be some sort of nazi scientist that fled to uk because wtf

greened out whilst watching Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong the other night. we had to turn it off cuz i was sobbing with fear. that means Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong is the only horror movie ive ever been scared of 🫩

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.