I Will Not Set Myself On Fire To Keep You Warm.

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

Aunt carol is a body builder

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

I will be liveblogging my 20 hour road trip

Some fu,cking birds

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