did it look cool? like in the movies?

victorianviolets -> finalgirlkatya. changed url. for the bit.

victorianviolets -> finalgirlkatya -> icedlavenderlatte.

My most closely guarded and precious to me headcanon about Heated Rivalry in-universe Hollanov RPF is that the VAST majority of the fics are top!Shane. They characterize him as a strong and silent type who eventually melts into a sweet, nervous service top when Ilya's brating and chirping and spreading legs finally convince Shane to let his guard down. Real Shane and Ilya are, of course, not remotely aware of this because I cannot TELL you how niche RPF as a community is and how completely off the radar the cloisters of stan Twitter would be to a couple of professional hockey players from the mid-2010s. However the fandom war caused by the conflicting characterizations of Shane in Hollanov fic versus Shayden fic does result in a middle school teacher in Saskatoon getting doxxed.

i go into jensen ackles’s pen and while i am feeding him his bucket of oats i accidentally saay the words bisexual lesbian and he bolts like a skittish horse and runs into the wall and breaks his leg and sadly we have to send him to LA’s center for humane celebrity euthanization. on the bright side LACHCE has a partnership with an esoteric meat company so you can buy your own very personal jensen ackles glue guaranteed to contain a detectable amount of his dna

whenever i get too mad about all of jensen ackles' crimes i just think to myself about how his greatest legacies are omegaverse and destiel. i know that's right

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for Jensen Ackles to go to heaven. - Confucius

You do have to laugh. The only option is to laugh. When actors et al go well destiel you’re making that up this I have divined without any source because im a middle aged man in a homophobic society. One HAS to laugh. About when they go back and actually consult The Text and go. Oh. I was wrong. I assumed incorrectly and never bothered to check prior to this and just passively contributed to the monolith of smirking and eye rolling about destiel. Let’s all. Laugh.

maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid with "calling jensen ackles a homophobe online" at the very top

hey, don’t cry. Horse Glue Factory For Washed Up TV Actors, okay?

I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

I heavily fw bro

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

Smoking with mama

Baby need smoko