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CM Punk and his flawless facial expressions: part (3/?)

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favorite rivalries (5/?): CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan “We used to be similar. You, like me, well you shattered the glass ceiling, didn’t you? But ever since you did, you’ve become a self-absorbed, arrogant, insecure, obnoxious, goat-faced moron. Which is fine, because you know what? The WWE is always in need for self-absorbed, arrogant, insecure, obnoxious, goat-faced morons. So that’s gonna be your new thing, more power to you. It’s a little bit worthy for a T-Shirt, but I wish you well. Whether you like it or not… [fans chant “goat face”] Whether you like it or not goat face, Sunday, at No Way Out, I’m giving you a wake up-call. Ironically enough when I put you to sleep.“ 

“Wow, everybody, it’s John Cena. He comes out here every Monday night, he’s excitable, he throws his hat at somebody, everybody loves it. I am so impressed at how you do that. You get all these people to believe you’re that friendly, smiling, everyday man, when I know the truth. And the truth, John Cena, is you’re thoughtless, you’re heartless, and above all else, you are dishonest. I’m sure there’s millions of people worldwide, including yourself, that would love to believe this is over a spilled diet soda, but John, this goes way beyond my spilled diet soda. Yeah. John, you were fired from the WWE. You were gone. You gave a very tear-inducing speech in the middle of the ring about how you finally get to see your mom and hang out with your little brother, and you said you were gonna go away. You were gonna be a man of your way, but what happened? You came back later that night, and then you came back the next week, and then you came back the next week, showing all of these people who aren’t intelligent to see through your facade what I have known all along—that your word is absolutely worthless.”

favorite moments (3/?): CM Punk making fun out of people 6x

“I really wish people would stop putting CM Punk in the same bubble as Chyna, Benoit, and Hogan. Punk lost passion for working there; there really isn’t much to it. He’s on complex grounds with the WWE and the company still recognizes him as a former performer. Besides the lawsuit, and Punk throwing stones at the company in podcasts or whatever, there isn’t much to his story.“

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