Dr. Iceberg

@icebergsinferno

That's all the information you're getting out of me. Sensitive people DNI. Glass DNI.

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I just made this acc to larp in a pal's inbox... eheh... not rlly an ask box. Maybe I'll do the whole introduction thing later. Who knows.

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Can i....heh... Take you on a date? Im super rich trust, i actually have like, 4 ferraris, and a yacht, i also saved an orphan yesterday

Right as if. I know it's just one of you freaks pranking me. I'm not that gullible! Besides, if I were to date a lady, as the boyfriend, I would be the breadwinner, not the other way around!

i put estrogen in your cereal

WHAT? You- uh?- that is such a- you?? DONT do that again?!? Why? You people and your horrible pranks... grr.

Hey man. I was wondering. Uh. Thoughts on videogames? Or, What videogames do you like? If you like any, I mean.

-Julian (Iceberg)

Oh, hey there! I don’t play a lot a’ video games, to be honest witya. But if you’d like to teach me, I’d be down for that!

icebergsinferno

Oh- yeah, I can teach you. In fact, I'm actually a connoisseur of gaming! I even have my own YouTube channel about it 😏

i can show you how to play Halo if you want? Unless a noob like yourself (I'm jk) would prefer a Nintendo game, or doom or something. Heh, I love doom 😏

Well, maybe a fighting game would suit you best... you do look like you're pretty into that kinda stuff...

I have no clue what any a’ those are but I’m willin’ to learn. 😎 Maybe I’ll check out that channel of yours…

Fighting… video game? What’s the point a’ fightin in a game if I can scrap witya for real?

icebergsinferno

Fighting games are all about combos, my friend! Button mashing! Skill building without the injury, heh. Um. If you do check out my channel,, tell me what you think.. because it's so awesome and stuff and I know you'll like it hehh 👍🏻

Hey man. I was wondering. Uh. Thoughts on videogames? Or, What videogames do you like? If you like any, I mean.

-Julian (Iceberg)

Oh, hey there! I don’t play a lot a’ video games, to be honest witya. But if you’d like to teach me, I’d be down for that!

icebergsinferno

Oh- yeah, I can teach you. In fact, I'm actually a connoisseur of gaming! I even have my own YouTube channel about it 😏

i can show you how to play Halo if you want? Unless a noob like yourself (I'm jk) would prefer a Nintendo game, or doom or something. Heh, I love doom 😏

Well, maybe a fighting game would suit you best... you do look like you're pretty into that kinda stuff...

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Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?

- @agentharvest

WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.

Huh? Oh. Oh, you’re — oh shit. My bad! I could’ve sworn you were a chick! I didn’t mean to offend you, honest! You just gave an, er… feminine sort of aura when I looked atcha. Horrible first impression on my part. Sorry.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Right. You . should think before you-

...uh, feminine aura? Um... nothing about me is- why- what gives you that impression, exactly? Just. Just asking so I can avoid um. Yk.

Uhh… you’re askin’ me to be honest, so don’t take this the wrong way. Your face is pretty like a girl’s, y’know? The structure. And you got some nice eyelashes. Just sayin’.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Uh. Wow. Um. That's. Hm.

...What did you say your name was?

Harvest, but you can call me Ruairí.

icebergsinferno

...Ruairí. That's... not the worst name I've heard, I guess. Um. You can call me Julian, actually.

Ha! You’re funny, Julian. And uh… sorry again for callin’ you a girl…

icebergsinferno

Um. It's cool... honest mistake, heh.

icebergsinferno

Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?

- @agentharvest

WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.

Huh? Oh. Oh, you’re — oh shit. My bad! I could’ve sworn you were a chick! I didn’t mean to offend you, honest! You just gave an, er… feminine sort of aura when I looked atcha. Horrible first impression on my part. Sorry.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Right. You . should think before you-

...uh, feminine aura? Um... nothing about me is- why- what gives you that impression, exactly? Just. Just asking so I can avoid um. Yk.

Uhh… you’re askin’ me to be honest, so don’t take this the wrong way. Your face is pretty like a girl’s, y’know? The structure. And you got some nice eyelashes. Just sayin’.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Uh. Wow. Um. That's. Hm.

...What did you say your name was?

Harvest, but you can call me Ruairí.

icebergsinferno

...Ruairí. That's... not the worst name I've heard, I guess. Um. You can call me Julian, actually.

icebergsinferno

Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?

- @agentharvest

WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.

Huh? Oh. Oh, you’re — oh shit. My bad! I could’ve sworn you were a chick! I didn’t mean to offend you, honest! You just gave an, er… feminine sort of aura when I looked atcha. Horrible first impression on my part. Sorry.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Right. You . should think before you-

...uh, feminine aura? Um... nothing about me is- why- what gives you that impression, exactly? Just. Just asking so I can avoid um. Yk.

Uhh… you’re askin’ me to be honest, so don’t take this the wrong way. Your face is pretty like a girl’s, y’know? The structure. And you got some nice eyelashes. Just sayin’.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Uh. Wow. Um. That's. Hm.

...What did you say your name was?

icebergsinferno

Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?

- @agentharvest

WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.

Huh? Oh. Oh, you’re — oh shit. My bad! I could’ve sworn you were a chick! I didn’t mean to offend you, honest! You just gave an, er… feminine sort of aura when I looked atcha. Horrible first impression on my part. Sorry.

icebergsinferno

Oh. Right. You . should think before you-

...uh, feminine aura? Um... nothing about me is- why- what gives you that impression, exactly? Just. Just asking so I can avoid um. Yk.

Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?

- @agentharvest

WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.

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ok so I normally wouldn’t ask you of all people-

BUT PLEASE GET ME A FLAMETHROWER OR MOLOTOVS THE FUCKING MYCELIUM IS COMING AFTER MY ASS. I WILL OWE YOU LITERALLY ANYTHING.

- @dr-novaetine

Ugh. You people only come to me when you need something. Not a "how are you doing?" "Are your injuries healing well" or even a fucking "HI". Hmmph.

I could lend you a couple of explosives, maybe a flamethrower, but you'll owe me. Im currently stuck getting monitored in the infirmary but I'll lend you my keys to get them from my workshop. ONLY MY WORKSHOP.

Do NOT go into the rest of my apartment or I will shove a Molotov so far up your ass you're coughing up glass for a week!

Also, what do you mean the mycelium?

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icebergsinferno

Buddy, buddy, my guy...haha, how have you been? Just here to check in on you, you know, as buddies. Uh, have you been out with Marrow recently? Unrelated to anything btw

- @agentlament

...right. Buddies. Can we not talk about her...?

...ugh. I'm sure you can guess how I've been given Ive been stuck in the infirmary for the past few days.

The infirmary? What do you mean? Something happened on that date?

icebergsinferno

NO NO NO NOTHING HAPPENED. NOTHING. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm fine. Tell Gears I'll be back in the office as soon as I can be.

Are you feelings ok, my princess? :( I cans stops by with some hot soups for you if you’d like. My poor baby…

-🍏🪓

I honestly feel like shit. Some soup would be nice...

I really wish you wouldn't call me that .. so publicly..

Buddy, buddy, my guy...haha, how have you been? Just here to check in on you, you know, as buddies. Uh, have you been out with Marrow recently? Unrelated to anything btw

- @agentlament

...right. Buddies. Can we not talk about her...?

...ugh. I'm sure you can guess how I've been given Ive been stuck in the infirmary for the past few days.

Soooo how was your date with Marrow?

I. I don't. I don't want to talk about it right now. I don't want to talk about- her. Can someone tell Lament he needs to cover for me? Please.. I'm going to be in the infirmary for a while.

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Would you actually let… Marrow eat you? You uh… you wouldn’t try to run…?

Umm.. well, the thought isn't the worst.. I can't help it.. the thought of being inside such a pretty woman....

Y-YOU’RE SERIOUS? Uh. That’s… that’s so weird. That’s insane. Do you — do you have a death wish or something?! I-I knew you were a pervert but I-I—I can’t believe you’d say something so awful…

…I really can’t… believe you’re that easy…

icebergsinferno

Awful-?? I'm not a pervert! I just appreciate a woman with an appetite, I guess... What was that last bit?

Huh? Uhh… nothing… eheh…

I-It’s fine. It’s uh… yeah, it’s fine. No worries…sooo… h-how about you and I… meet up for dinner later…

icebergsinferno

REALLY? I mean, uh... you're not pranking me, right? Convex is that you?

N-No! No… it’s me… So.

L-Let’s meet up at my place. Right after work! I’d love to have you.

icebergsinferno

I. Um. Wow.. uhh......

Sure!! Yes! Definitely. Um. I'll see you then, I think?

icebergsinferno

Would you actually let… Marrow eat you? You uh… you wouldn’t try to run…?

Umm.. well, the thought isn't the worst.. I can't help it.. the thought of being inside such a pretty woman....

Y-YOU’RE SERIOUS? Uh. That’s… that’s so weird. That’s insane. Do you — do you have a death wish or something?! I-I knew you were a pervert but I-I—I can’t believe you’d say something so awful…

…I really can’t… believe you’re that easy…

icebergsinferno

Awful-?? I'm not a pervert! I just appreciate a woman with an appetite, I guess... What was that last bit?

Huh? Uhh… nothing… eheh…

I-It’s fine. It’s uh… yeah, it’s fine. No worries…sooo… h-how about you and I… meet up for dinner later…

icebergsinferno

REALLY? I mean, uh... you're not pranking me, right? Convex is that you?

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