Medit4te, you c4n get rich quick!

Ju$t De4th, Heroic De4th, $curvy De4th.

I 4l$o put the ther4pi$t down 4$ “p4le 4 p4y” in my cont4ct$ li$t.

Every week I go b4ck to ther4py bec4u$e I tell my$elf ok4y, *thi$* week it’$ fin4lly going to get $exy or murdery or $omething. But $o f4r I’ve ju$t le4rned 4bout cognitive beh4vior$. ::/

$itting here, clicking th4t “follow” on 4ll the people who followed me while I w4$ logged off. I might $pr4in my clicking finger. They’ll erect monument$ to honor the $4crifice.

I’m going to follow 4ll of the$e $olluxe$. To let them know I’m better th4n them? 4$ 4 tri4l of my p4tience???? Who know$.

$orry for my gre4t ment4l he4lth. 4pologie$ for my incredible emotion4l $t4bility.

I’ve only t4lked to her for 4bout ten minute$, but Tumblr u$er @astudyinazure i$ now THE re4$on I need ther4py.