I also like it when they’re like hey what’s up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking “huh, I wouldn’t have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music” only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

@forgetleighnot i think you'll appreciate this 😄

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

I’ve never seen murder in animal crossing before.

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe

you know what if i was that balrog, sleeping steady for 30+ years and some fuckin dude dropped a bucket so loudly it woke me up id kill his grandpa too

Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short