My Reactions to Homestuck

ah, yes. The shining light of democracy is will forever be the firefly's bum. And no, I didn't freak out when he named it Serenity...I didn't freak out. Ok. maybe I did. I am a leaf on the wind...

UPDATE: i stand corrected. It's crayola chalk. Still not useless.

all there is to say on the matter of transfixing puppet rumps. 

Because it is totally normal for your brother to have Mr. T in a leather thong handcuffed to a pants-less Chuck Norris. Homestuck. Not even once.

Oh, Nannaquin. Only you seem to understand the importance of arms and cookies. 

This is why we can't have nice things. Such disappoint. Much bunny box. So broken. Epic moment=ruined. So close, John. So close

NOT THE BUNNY! NOOOOOOOO. Don't you dare touch bunny. This just got real.

Ok. I may have literally cried with laughter at this. The passive aggressive war is on, time to velvet cushion our way to ticking each other off!

My future child right here. "Mommy, why are you obsessed with Harry Potter?"

Welp, didn't see that coming. The crow, not the loss of pee covered videogames. 

YOUR BROTHERS PUPPETS AREN'T COOL THEY'RE SCARY AND I'M GOING TO LAUGH AND CRY SIMULTANEOUSLY WHEN THEY COME AFTER YOU. ironically.

Soccer moms. They be thumpin' that shit for ripeness like melons. Melon. 2+1+2+1+2=8

oh no. nonono. The internets. the interneeetttsss. They've come, and they're bringing something equivalent to Dolan with them.

John used FLAIL! It is ineffective...

goddamit, John! THIS is why we can't have nice things. Did you learn NOTHING from Adam and Eve??? nonetheless snow white