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me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

just dudes being comrades amirite

“””””””””””””kiss of friendship””””’”””””””””

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

waking up in the morning is unpaid emotional labor

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

Y'all more accepting of the babadook in the LGBT community than some aces lmao

it’s because he’s gay

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

sometimes you’re gay, sometimes you’re even gayer. depends.

I wanna live in Mariah Carey’s mind where it’s forever 1997 and it’s always sunny and champagne is always flowing

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