𐙚 ̊𓂃˖˳ 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐨-𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 / 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇩🇴 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝! ᥫ᭡𓂃˖˳𐙚
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𐙚 ̊𓂃˖˳ 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐨-𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 / 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇩🇴 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝! ᥫ᭡𓂃˖˳𐙚
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hi! i love your jabber works so more soft jabber (similar to big mama)
SLICKLESS ATTEMPT
𐙚!!── jabber and his girlfriend!
⤷ ❝ { jabber helps his girlfriend fix her ponytail when her hair won't slick and her patience is gone.} ¡! ❞
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
jabber was halfway down the hall when the sharp thud echoed from the bedroom. he paused mid step, eyebrows lifting in quiet curiosity, then turned back toward the door. whatever was happening in there sounded personal.
he pushed the door open gently and stepped inside. your favorite brush lay halfway across the room, tossed in clear frustration. you were slumped at the vanity chair, shoulders curled forward, lips pushed out in a deep sulky pout. your eyes shimmered with unshed tears you kept blinking back, and the ponytail you’d been battling sat crooked and uneven, edges curling around your hairline.
jabber took in the whole scene — the scattered products, your defeated posture, and that glossy frustration in your eyes — as a soft laugh slipped out.
“baby, why did you do that?” he asked, still chuckling lightly as he crossed the room with slow easy steps.
you didn’t turn to look at him, just kept glaring at your reflection. “it won’t slick down,” you muttered, voice thick with frustration. “i’ve been in here forever, brushing and smoothing and nothing works. it keeps puffing back up in the back. i’m so done with it.”
he stopped right behind you as his hands settled warm and heavy on your shoulders. his palms broad and slightly calloused, thumbs pressing in with slow, soothing circles that melted the tight knots in your muscles almost instantly.
the heat of his skin seeped through your top as he leaned down, resting his chin lightly on top of your head. his locs draped over your shoulder like a soft curtain, carrying the faint, earthy scent of shea butter mixed with his cologne. his chest pressed flush against your back as the steady thump of his heartbeat vibrated through you.
“c’mere,” he murmured, breath warm and tickling against the shell of your ear. “let me see what we working with.” he reached around you slowly and you handed him the brush. his fingers brushed over yours, lingering with a gentle squeeze, the roughness of his fingertips contrasting the softness of your skin.
connie?👀
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𐙚!!── promoter connie and his sneaky link!
⤷ ❝ {cw: nsfw mentioned, secret relationship trope, mentions of smoking and drinking, slight! mean connie, clubbing, cheating} ¡! ❞
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
the party was packed, bass rattling the floors and the air thick with weed, liquor, and sweat. your boyfriend had been texting nonstop since you left the crib but you put that shit on DND the second you walked in. you’d come out on purpose in your tiny leather dress that barely covered your ass and lifted your tits like a push up bra. you knew exactly whose party this was.
connie ran this spot, which meant free entry, free bottles, and vip like clockwork for you and your girl. having a promoter on speed dial — especially one you were fucking — came with perks the average bitch in line didn’t get.
sasha didn’t even have to drag you as you walked straight to the vip rope like you belonged there. “connie! let us up,” sasha called as you both approached the vip section that was closed off to everyone connie didn’t know.
he was leaned against the railing like he owned the city, skin glowing under the neon, fresh fade, neat goatee, and tattoos running down both arms. his eyes dragged over you slow, taking in the dress like he was already picturing it on his floor as a smirk tugged at his mouth.
“bet. y’all good,” he said, voice low as he unclipped the rope. when you brushed past he leaned in, cologne and weed hitting you. “damn… you look good as hell.”
you never blush or play shy with connie. you just smirked back and let your hand graze his chest on the way through. loyalty to your boyfriend? you’d stopped pretending it mattered the first night you let connie take you home.
connie got the bottle service popping quick and slid right into the booth next to you, arm slung behind your shoulders, fingers brushing your bare shoulder like it was already his. you flirted heavy, bold as hell, biting your lip while your hand rested on his chest, nails lightly dragging.
“you always come through dressed like you tryna start problems?” he asked, lips close to your ear. you turned, brushing your mouth against his jaw. “only when i know i’ll get handled right. i’m goin’ with you tonight or what?”
he chuckled, low and quick. “you already know the answer to that.”
the night got blurry in the best way. you danced on him in vip, back to his chest, ass grinding slow and deliberate while his hands gripped your hips like he was holding on for dear life. his goatee brushed your naked shoulder as he muttered, “keep doing that and we not making it out this club.”
you laughed, turned in his arms, and looked him dead in the eyes. “then stop playing and take me now.”
by 2 a.m. you were in the backseat of his black bmw, windows fogged the fuck up. dress shoved around your waist, riding him deep and nasty while the muffled bass from the club thumped outside. his hands squeezed your ass hard, pulling you down on every stroke. “shit… just like that,” he groaned, goatee brushing your collarbone. “you tryna drain me tonight?”
you smirked, nails digging into his shoulders. “thought you could keep up, con.”
he flipped you quick, stroking harder and meaner. “keep talking shit then.”
after you both came, legs shaky, he drove you straight back to his spot. the second the door closed he had you bent over the kitchen island, dress still bunched around your waist, fucking you hard and fast. then he carried you to his bed and took his time, going slower, deeper, until the sky started turning gray.
morning came too fast as he dropped you a couple blocks from home, tinted windows hiding everything. your phone was blowing up the whole ride and when he asked about it, you let him know with zero hesitation about the man waiting for you inside.
connie just smirked. “it’s cool. i ain’t the police.”
that was y’all’s routine. late night “you up?” texts. quickies in the bmw when you lied about being out with the girls. drunken words while he had you spread in the passenger seat. “i got a boyfriend, connie… this shit is fucked up.”
he never stopped stroking, just gripped your thighs tighter. “then stop texting me when you wet, ma. or don’t. i’m not complainin’.” he had other women he fucked and didn’t give a single fuck if any of them found out about each other . if they started tweaking he’d call them lame to their face and shut it down quick. “you knew what this was. don’t act stupid now.”
you kept coming back anyway, because you liked the game. liked the perks. liked how he didn’t pretend to be anybody’s boyfriend.
a couple weeks in the guilt finally cracked you. you ended things with your boyfriend for good, no explanation about connie. the same night you were right back in his passenger seat like nothing had changed, heart racing as he smirked at you in the dark. he didn’t ask questions when you told him, just reached over, gripped your thigh, and said, “good. now you can stop pretending you don’t belong over here.”
tonight, the club lights flash across your skin as you straddle his lap in the dim corner of vip. the leather booth sticks to the back of your thighs from the heat. bass vibrates through your body while connie’s hands slide under your dress, gripping your bare ass with zero shame, fingers digging in possessively. his goatee brushes your jaw as he leans in, voice low and rough against your ear.
“so you really single now?” he murmurs, that mean little smirk on his lips. “no more running to answer his texts while my dick still in you?”
you grind down slow against the hard bulge in his jeans, feeling him twitch. the crowded club feels miles away. “yeah,” you breathe, nails dragging up the back of his neck. “and i want this dick whenever i feel like it.”
connie’s grip tightens, pulling you harder against him. “that’s what the fuck i’m talkin’ about.” his thumb slips between your thighs, teasing right where you’re already soaked. “let’s get the fuck out of here before i bend you over this booth.”
back at his place later, the lights are dim and the room smells like weed and sex. he’s got you on your back in his bed, legs wrapped tight around his waist while he strokes deep and steady. you’re being extra nasty tonight — back arching off the mattress, nails raking down his back, and moaning his name every time he hits it right.
connie’s eyes are low and dark, watching you like he’s enjoying the show. in his head the thought hits clear: wanna thank the last man… taught my bitch what she know. might have to send him a thank you card.
he reaches over to the nightstand without missing a stroke, grabs the half smoked blunt, and lights it. takes a long pull, cherry glowing, then leans down and blows the smoke straight into your mouth. you inhale deep, eyes locked on his, letting the haze hit while he keeps fucking you slow and deliberate.
“fuck… that’s it,” he mutters, voice rough, smoke curling between you. “keep takin’ this dick just like that. loud as you want, baby. ain’t nobody here but me.”
you moan into the next kiss, tasting weed and henny on his tongue, hips rolling up to meet every thrust. connie chuckles against your lips and grips your thigh harder, spreading you wider.
“you gettin’ greedy on me already?” he teases, thrusting deeper just to watch your eyes flutter. “good. i like when you act like you can’t get enough.”
a/n: connie with a goatee has been on my mind and i couldn’t help it 😩
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𐙚!!── eren and his sugar baby!
⤷ ❝ {cw: sugar daddy! eren, IT! eren, sugar baby! reader, age gap, slight! nsfw mentioned, dry humping, making out, pda, slight! exhibitionism} ¡! ❞
⤷ 𝐢
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
the private jet’s back lounge was pure luxury. deep charcoal and black leather wrapped around a wide buttery sectional sofa. warm amber lighting glowed along the walls and ceiling, mixing with tiny starlight leds that twinkled softly overhead like a private night sky.
the large oval windows showed nothing but darkness and distant city lights far below. a polished walnut table sat beside the sofa, holding eren’s open laptop and the crystal bowl of chilled grapes the flight attendant had brung earlier.
you were curled sideways on his lap, legs draped over one thigh, feeding him grapes while he tried to finish an email. the soft lighting carved sharp shadows along his jaw and cheekbones. his messy beach hair fell slightly over his forehead and the black button up he wore was unbuttoned at the top, sleeves rolled up.
you slid another grape between his lips, then leaned in, pressing slow, lingering kisses along the side of his neck.
“you’re so pretty, ren,” you whispered against his skin, lips brushing just below his ear. “like… stupidly pretty. i keep staring at you and forgetting what i’m even doing.”
eren’s fingers paused on the keyboard as a low chuckle rumbled in his chest. “you’re killing me with this shit, you know that?”
“i know,” you murmured while smiling as you kissed his neck again, slower this time, letting your lips drag softly down to the spot where his pulse jumped. you fed him another grape then immediately returned to his neck, trailing lazy affectionate kisses while your fingers toyed with the collar of his shirt.
the cabin felt even quieter now, just the low hum of the engines, the occasional click of his keys, and the sound of your mouth on his skin. the tension thickened with every kiss as his free hand rested high on your bare thigh, thumb stroking slow circles under the ruffled hem of your floral mini dress. you could feel him getting harder beneath you, but he was still trying to focus, which only made you want to tease him more.
“you look so good like this,” you whispered, kissing right under his jaw. “all focused and serious… my handsome genius, handling business thirty thousand feet up after spoiling me for days in cabo. makes me kinda wet.”
eren finally exhaled, closed the laptop with a soft click, and pushed it aside. he turned to you fully, green eyes dark and hungry in the amber glow.
“c’mere,” he said, voice low and rough. his hands gripped your hips and pulled you forward until you were straddling him properly on the wide black leather sofa. “gimme some sugar.”

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Hiiii baby! I’m loving the new works&theme especially cabo and meanie! I was wondering if you could do a birthday fic with Nfl!Ony since it’s my birthday today! - 🧸
OFF SEASON
𐙚!!── ony and his fiancée!
⤷ ❝ {a/n: ofcccc my love & i hope you have the happiest birthday today! nfl! ony is a legendary pull so why not bring him back cause ur birthday wish is my command! 😩} ¡! ❞
⤷ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈 / 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
"cheers!"
you and the girls scream as you down the fifth, sixth, or seventh shot tonight? you were keeping count until you believe around your third one. the numbers blurred together, mixing with the bass vibrating through the floor and the neon pink lights reflecting off everyone's faces.
the shot glasses hit the table with a collective clatter and your cousin was already reaching for the bottle for the next round.
"girl, slow down," your sister laughed while grabbing her arm. "we got all night."
"it's her birthday!" your cousin gestured wildly at you while almost knocking over the bottle. "we can do what we want!"
"damn right we can," you slurred while holding up your empty glass like a trophy.
the section ony had rented was huge, it was the entire upper level of the hottest spot in the city; a place that was equal parts restaurant and club, with velvet booths and marble tables. string lights and gold lanterns hung from the ceiling, casting everything in a honeyed glow. the dj was tucked in the corner, spinning a mix of afrobeats and female rap that made your hips move whether you wanted them to or not.
and the food….god, the food.
before the shots started, you'd eaten like a literal queen; oysters on a bed of ice, truffle pasta that cost more than your first car, a charcuterie board the size of your torso, and mini sliders that you'd demolished in three bites. ony had pre ordered everything and the waiters kept bringing out plates you didn't even remember asking for.
but that was hours ago, now it was just bottles on the table, ice melting in buckets, and the faint smell of hookah smoke curling toward the ceiling.
you leaned back against the velvet couch, your light pink mini dress shifting with you as the gold chain across your bare back is cool against your skin. your curls were wild now from hours of dancing and the humidity had them expanding into a cloud around your face. gold cuffs still glinted at your ears and your ring caught the neon lights every time you moved your hand, which was often, because you couldn't stop looking at it.
"let me see it again," your friend demanded while crawling across the couch on her knees.
you held out your hand like a queen presenting her favorite gem. she grabbed your wrist, pulling your ring finger toward the light.
"lawd," she breathed. "it look different every time i see it."
"that's because the lighting keep changing," your sister pointed out.
"girl…don't ruin the magic."
weeks before your birthday, ony had proposed to you at the stadium during the halftime of one of his games. the way he had dropped to one knee in front of fifty thousand people and made you cry so hard you forgot how to speak.
you still watched the video sometimes. late at night, when he was asleep beside you, his arm thrown over your waist, and his breath warm on your neck. you'd pull up the clips on your phone to see the ones that had gone viral, the ones your cousins had sent, even the ones from angles you didn't know existed.
and you'd watch yourself say yes over and over again because it still didn't feel real. but the rock on your finger? that felt real and heavy.
"earth to birthday girl." your friend yells as she waves a hand in front of your face. "you left us again."
"sorry." you blinked while shaking your head. "just thinking."
"about that man, huh?" your cousin said while grinning.
"always about him."
"disgusting. i love it."
"okay, okay," your friend said while clapping her hands to get everyone's attention. "we need to talk about the comments recentlyyyy."
you groaned while throwing your head back against the couch. "do we have to?"
"yes!" your cousin yells while pulling out her phone, already scrolling. "people are obsessed with you. look–" she turned the screen toward you.
it was a post from some sports blog. a picture of you and ony at a game last week— you in his jersey number, him with his arm around your waist, and both of you laughing at something off camera. the caption read: "onyankopon's fiancée continues to steal hearts. who is she?"
"who is she?" your sister read aloud while scoffing. "she's right there, with a name."
"they don't care about your name," your cousin says, echoing her own words from earlier. "they care about the ring."
you held up your hand again while watching the diamond catch the pink neon lights. "can you blame them?"
"no," all three of them said in unison.
after your little proposal debrief, the shots kept coming. someone ordered a round of something blue that tasted like candy and burned like hell. your cousin eventually pulled you up off the couch because your song was playing and suddenly you were shaking ass.
the vip section wasn't huge but it was big enough. your bare feet (you'd kicked your heels off somewhere around shot four) moved across the cool floor, arms raised, curls bouncing, and the gold chain on your back catching the light with every bounce.
your cousin joined you, then your friend, finally your sister was there too, and the four of you were a tangle of limbs and laughter, dancing on each other until you were dizzy.
"this is the best birthday ever!" your cousin shouted over the music.
eventually, you collapsed back onto the couch, chest heaving and dress riding up just a little. you didn't bother pulling it down cause everyone here was family.
"i need water," you announced.
"you need more shots," your friend countered.
"i need both."
your sister flagged down a waiter who looked like he'd been waiting for an excuse to come over and ordered a round of waters and another bottle of something expensive.
"put it on the fiancée’s tab," she added and the waiter nodded like he already knew because of course he knew. ony had probably tipped him a month's rent to make sure you were taken care of.
"speaking of ony," your sister said while sliding closer to you on the couch, "when is he getting here?"
ony accidentally being mean to reader causing her to cry nsfw
TOO SHORT
𐙚!!── possessive ony and his girlfriend
⤷ ❝ {cw: nsfw mentioned, possessive! ony, dirty talk, oral (fem rec), fingering, creampie, angry sex?} ¡! ❞
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
“go change.”
“go where?”
onyankopon didn’t even blink. arms crossed, shoulder against the doorframe, eyes locked on the fur skirt like it owed him money. “you know where. the closet. pick sum’ else.”
“i did pick something else.” you turned back to the mirror, pressing your lips together to set the gloss. “i picked this.”
“pick again.”
“i’m good, thanks.”
“you not leaving in that.”
“watch me.”
his jaw shifted. “i am watching you. that’s the problem. i can see everything and i’m your boyfriend.”
“congratulations.” you clicked the cap back on your gloss and dropped it in your bag. “you have eyes.”
“so does every other man on the street.” his voice sharpened. “that the point? you want them looking?”
you turned around slowly. “excuse me?”
he held your gaze. didn’t repeat himself. didn’t have to.
“are you serious right now?” your voice dropped. “you’re really standing there implying–”
“i’m not implying anything. i’m asking.”
“because normal people with normal boyfriends don’t get asked that.” you laughed, short and humorless. “they get told they look nice and they leave.”
“normal boyfriends don’t have to watch their girl walk out looking like a–” he stopped.
the room temperature felt like it had dropped ten degrees.
disapproving parents trope with toji…
BABYGIRL
𐙚!!── toji and his younger girlfriend
⤷ ❝ {cw: nsfw mentioned, older!toji, younger!reader, age gap, mentions of death, slight! angst, dirty talking, praising, fingering, couch sex, sub x dom, oral (fem rec), begging} ¡! ❞
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
“a child?”
your mother’s voice goes up an entire octave. you can hear your father shift in his chair somewhere behind her. of course, she’d put you on speaker without asking.
“yes, mom.”
“how old?”
“he’s–” you pause. “young.”
“how young?”
“he’s a kid, it doesn’t really matter–“
“it matters to me.” your father’s voice cuts in, closer to the phone than you expected. “you’re telling me this man has a child and you didn’t think that was something to lead with?”
you hadn’t led with it because you’d known exactly how this conversation would go. you’d tried to ease into it and say he’s mature, he’s stable, and he takes care of me. but somehow the child had slipped out before you could frame it properly. now you sat on the edge of your bed, knees pulled to your chest, your phone suddenly feeling like it weighed thirty pounds.
“he’s a good father,” you say, because that much is true and you’re not going to let them take it from him.
“and the mother?” your mom asks. “where is she in all of this?”
a beat of silence.
“she passed away.”
the quiet on the other end stretches so long you pull the phone from your ear to check if the call had dropped.
“so he’s a widower,” your father finally says. the word lands heavy. “with a child. who is older than you by how much exactly?”
you don’t answer that directly. “he’s older. it’s not a big deal.”
“it is a big deal.” your mother’s voice sharpens. “you’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you. you don’t need to take on a man’s grief and his child and whatever else comes with that. what makes you think he’s not going to leave you? what makes you think you won’t end up–”
“mom.”
“–alone with a baby and no–”
“mom.”
“i’m asking a real question.” her voice cracks just slightly, which somehow hurts worse than the sharpness. “i’m your mother. i’m allowed to ask.”
you close your eyes and sigh loudly while rubbing your forehead with the palm of your hand.
you don’t say what you’re really thinking. you never do when it comes to toji, because none of it translates well out loud without sounding like a list of insults toward every man your age you’ve ever dated.
instead the thoughts stay inside: how he’d shown up unasked the last time you were sick, groceries in hand, making you soup without turning it into a big thing. how he stays calm when others panic. how his dead wife left something real in him, something that made him the kind of man who shows up and who handles things without raising his voice.
you know the weight he carries and you chose it anyway.
CABO
𐙚!!── eren and his sugar baby!
⤷ ❝ {cw: sugar daddy! eren, IT! eren, sugar baby! reader, age gap, slight! nsfw mentioned, smoking} ¡! ❞
⤷ 𝐢𝐢
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
“c’monnnn, cabo tan” you groan, exasperation laced in your voice.
you're sprawled on your stomach across one of eren's absurdly expensive lounge chairs, the kind with cushions so plush you almost feel guilty lying on them.
almost.
your baby pink bikini is barely there, a tiny triangle number eren picked out himself at some boutique in the bahamas last weekend. the top's ties are loose between your shoulder blades, because why bother tying them when you're just tanning?
your bottoms disappear completely where they're meant to, swallowed by the plush curve of your ass. you've got one cheek pressed against the warm cushion, arms folded under your chin, and closed eyes behind sunglasses.
the lemon drop sweats condensation on your manicured hand, droplets dripping from the crystal glass. you made it yourself at his personal bar….three tries before you got it right and you're pretty sure you still used too much simple syrup. but it tastes good and that's what matters!
from the second floor bedroom balcony, eren watches you.
he's leaning against the iron railing, one elbow propped with a cigarette burning slow between his ring clad fingers. a thin curl of smoke drifts up past his face but his eyes never leave you. the way your spine dips into your waist. the way those pink bottoms cling to the full swell of your cheeks like they're holding on for dear life. the way one strap of your bikini top has already slipped down your shoulder, the fabric barely covering anything anymore.
he takes a long drag and exhales as he smiles to himself.
fuck.
he doesn't even remember what he was doing before this; some email, some invoice, or some client bitching about a firewall. but none of it matters when he's got you down there, tanning in his pool area like you own the place.
he pulls out his phone and zooms in just slightly, not too much, he wants the whole view. the glittering water, the pink bikini, and the way the sun shines on the cocoa oil rubbed into your skin. once he snaps a picture, he texts it to you.
your phone dings from the small table beside your lounge chair as you groan softly, reaching blindly without lifting your head. probably a package notification from you ordering three new lingerie sets last night because eren mentioned wanting to take you to cabo for your birthday. but when you squint at the screen through your lenses, your stomach flips.
it's a picture of you from above.
your bikini top completely undone, straps pooled around your elbows. your bottoms eaten up by the round globes of your ass and your legs parted just slightly, feet dangling off the edge of the chair.
you crane your neck slowly and there he is.
leaning against the balcony railing, cigarette still burning, and phone still in hand. his hair's pulled back in a messy man bun, a few loose strands falling around his sharp jaw. he's shirtless already, probably stripping off his hoodie the second he stepped outside, and the afternoon light carves shadows into the lines of his tattoo peeking out from his ribs.
he doesn't wave nor does he call out. eren just stares down at you with that half lidded look that makes your thighs press together.
you smile slowly and sweetly shout up at him, "you like the view or what, ren?"
his smirk is visible even from here as he nods his head.
"come down and see for yourself," you add while wiggling your hips just enough to make the fat of your ass jiggle.
MEANIE
𐙚!!── jabber and his mean girlfriend!
⤷ ❝ { cw: nsfw mentioned, riding, switch!reader, switch!jabber, wall sex, interrupted during sex, dirty talk, couch sex, overstimulation, multiple rounds, slight! degrading } ¡! ❞
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jabber doesn’t even try to pretend he wants a “nice” girlfriend because he figured out real quick that nice isn’t what keeps his attention.
nice would’ve apologized to that cashier, smiled a little, or maybe even laughed it off. you didn’t do any of that and somehow that was exactly what had him standing there fighting a grin.
the line was dragging at the register, the cashier stumbling over his words, dropping coins, and starting sentences he couldn’t finish. jabber was already halfway tuned out, just waiting for the bag so he could leave, but you shifted next to him and that’s what pulled his focus back.
your nails tapped once against the counter, your weight settling into your hip, and your brows lifted just slightly as you watched the whole thing unfold like you were already bored of it before it even finished happening.
“can you just give me the receipt,” you said, tone flat and just done waiting.
the cashier nodded fast while apologizing under his breath and trying to move quicker. you exhaled through your nose as you looked off to the side like the situation wasn’t even worth your energy.
jabber should’ve stepped in and smoothed it over but instead he found himself watching you more than anything else, noticing the way you didn’t fidget or perform patience for anyone’s comfort.
the second the bag hit the counter, you let jabber grab it and turned like the moment was already over in your head.
“why he acting like that,” you muttered as soon as you were walking away, not bothering to lower your voice.
jabber let out a quiet laugh and fell into step beside you while shaking his head, already used to the way you moved through the world without censoring yourself for it.
“you don’t be giving people no patience,” he said, still amused.
“they need to act normal then,” you replied, already pulling your phone out to check yourself in the reflection, fixing your gloss like nothing had just happened.
that was the part that got him because you didn’t soften it afterward or think twice about it. you just said what you meant and kept moving like it was simple fact.
jabber glanced at you with a grin he couldn’t really hide. “you mean as hell.”
you looked at him like that was obvious information. “then leave me alone.”
“can’t do that,” he said easily while catching your wrist before you could walk ahead of him and pulling you back just enough to keep you close without making a scene. “i like it.”
you sucked your teeth but didn’t pull away, letting him guide you forward like it wasn’t even a discussion.
most people only see the attitude, the eye rolls, the quick “move” when he’s in your space, or the “shut up” when he’s talking too much but jabber pays attention to everything that slips in between those moments.
like how your hand finds his in a crowd without you thinking about it or how you’ll stop mid step, look him over, and fix something on him like it’s your responsibility without ever announcing it.
“why you got this on like that,” you muttered one time, already straightening his collar while he stood there letting you do it. “stand still.”
“it was fine,” he said, even though he didn’t move at all.
“it wasn’t,” you replied while smoothing it down properly before stepping back to look at him again. “there.”
no compliment came with it but he understood it anyway because you didn’t miss things when it came to him.
and he learned quickly that you expected the same attention back, even if you never said it gently.
the first time he noticed something off in your appearance and didn’t fix it, you caught him looking before he could decide what to do.
“what,” you said, already suspicious and raising your arched brow.
“nothing,” he answered, thinking he could leave it alone.
“fix it,” you told him immediately, like it was obvious that was the only correct option.
now he doesn’t hesitate when it comes to you, because his hands are already in your hair whenever he notices something out of place, careful while you stand there acting like you’re annoyed about it even when you’re not moving away.
“hold still,” he murmurs.
“i am still,” you snap back automatically even though you lean into his touch just slightly like your body disagrees with your mouth.
and he notices every time.
same way he notices how you’ll be on the phone, voice sharp and irritated, arguing with somebody like you’ve got all the time in the world to be upset, pacing a little as you talk through it.
“because that’s not what i said,” you’re saying, clearly annoyed now.
jabber is sitting nearby watching you and when you pass him mid sentence, you don’t even pause, you just lean down and press a quick kiss to his lips.
“…no, listen to me,” you continue, already walking away like nothing happened.
jabber just laughs quietly under his breath, shaking his head because that’s your version of affection. it’s quick and unannounced like it barely exists, even though it lands every time.
even when you’re in a mood, when your tone is sharp and your patience is gone, you still don’t actually push him away in the way your words suggest.
“get out my face,” you mutter, barely looking at him.
jabber steps closer anyway as his hands settle at your waist like he already knows better than to take that seriously.
you don’t move his hands, not even a little, and instead you shift just enough to stay comfortable while still pretending you don’t want him there.
“why you always under me?” you complain.
“because you like me right here,” he answers like it’s already decided.
you roll your eyes but your fingers hook into his shirt for a second before you let go, like your actions answered faster than your pride did.
jabber notices all of it, the attitude and everything underneath it, the way you’ll talk to him crazy but still fix him, still reach for him, still let him touch you like that space belongs to him no matter what.
like today, the air is still thick with sex and humidity while your bodies pressed together on the couch.
jabber’s weight is a comfortable anchor as his softening cock still nestled inside you as you trace idle patterns on the damp skin of his back, your own heartbeat slowing to a steady thump.
then three sharp knocks bang on the door.
“the hell?” he mutters, voice gravelly with tiredness.
bzzzzzzz.
someone is leaning on the damn doorbell now as a relentless buzz slices through the post sex haze like a razor.
“fuck,” you breathe, the word all annoyance.
jabber is already moving, pulling out of you with a wet sound that makes you clench involuntarily. the sudden emptiness is a shock as a cool draft hits your clenching hole.
he’s off the couch in one fluid motion, grabbing his boxers from the floor and stepping into them. “don’t move,” he says but it’s not a command, it’s a plea from knowing how upset you got last time you were interrupted.
so you don’t. you lie there, naked and exposed, listening as the knocking continues. the buzzer stops, replaced by a voice. “jabber? you in there, man? your car’s outside.”
you know that voice. his cousin. the one who never calls first.
a hot anger blooms in your chest, right beside the aching need that hasn’t fully subsided. you were right there….and now this?
jabber is pulling his jeans up while zipping them. he doesn’t bother with a shirt. he shoots you a look of apology and annoyance in his dark eyes. “two minutes,” he mouths.
you just stare back, your expression flat. he better make this two minutes.
he runs a hand over his locs, takes a deep breath to compose his face, and heads for the door. you slide off the couch, your legs wobbly as you find your leggings and shirt in a heap by the wall. the cotton of your shirt feels abrasive against your tender nipples and the leggings like a constraint.
you’re dressed in seconds but it feels uncomfortable. your skin is still flushed, your core still throbbing with a low pulse, and you can feel the evidence of him trickling down your inner thigh.
you hear the door open and muffled voices. his cousin’s loud laughing and jabber’s lower replies. something about a car part, about leaving a tool here yesterday.
you lean against the wall just inside the living room, arms crossed, and listening. every second is sandpaper on your nerves as your earlier satisfaction has curdled into hunger.
you hear jabber trying to wrap it up. “yeah, i got it, i’ll look. i’ll hit you later.”
“you good, man? you sound out of breath.” his cousin’s voice is tinged with stupid curiosity.
you close your eyes while exhaling slowly through your nose.
JUST LEAVE.
“i’m good. just… busy. i’ll call you.” jabber’s tone has a finality to it.
finally, the sound of the door closing then his footsteps coming back down the hall. he appears in the doorway, shirtless, and his jeans slung low on his hips. his expression is a mix of irritation and relief. “cousin,” he says, as if that explains everything.
you don’t say anything, you just push off the wall and walk toward him. he watches you approach in silence as his eyes follow you. “he’s gone. sorry about that, ma.”
you stop right in front of him, so close you can feel the heat radiating from his skin, smell the sex and sweat on him. you look up at him with a steady gaze.
“i don’t care,” you say, your voice now low and sultry. “that shit woke me up.”
a flicker of confusion crosses his face. “woke you up?”
you don’t explain as your hands come up, and you shove at his chest, not hard enough to move him, but enough to make your point. “you didn’t finish.”
his confusion melts into understanding, then into a slow smile. “i thought i did.”
“you didn’t.” your palms flatten against his chest, feeling the beat of his heart under your touch. “you got me all… started. then you stopped.” you lean in, your lips almost brushing his. “i’m still started, boo.”
he groans, a rough sound in his throat as his hands come up to cradle your face but you catch his wrists, stopping him.
“no,” you say, the word a soft crack. you release his wrists and take a step back, your eyes raking over him. “that shit at the door pissed me off. now i’m pissed off and i’m wet. and it’s your fault.”
his smile vanishes as it’s replaced by a look of hunger. this is literally what he craves, your dominance being directed towards him.
“so fix it,” you tell him, your tone leaving no room for argument.
“how?” he asks, though he already knows.
you reach for the button of his jeans, popping it open as you drag the zipper down and you don’t break eye contact. “you take all my… annoyance…” you push his jeans and boxers down over his hips in one rough motion, freeing his cock, which is already hard again, “…and you fuck it out of me.”
“right here?” his voice is gravel.
“duh,” you turn while bracing your hands against the wall next to the doorway. you don’t look back, you just push your leggings and panties down to your knees, presenting yourself to him. the cool air kisses your exposed skin, a contrast to the heat pooling between your legs. you’re still slick from before, swollen and aching. “and don’t take your time.”
you hear his sharp intake of breath then his hands are gripping the backs of your thighs, spreading you wider. he aligns himself, the broad head of his cock nudging against your hole as he thrusts into you in one long stroke.
a moan is ripped from your throat that is part pain and part relief. he fills you completely and stretches you to an edge. the force of it slams your chest against the wall as it knocks the air from your lungs.
“that what you want?” he growls into your ear, his body against your back, and his hands now digging into your hips. he doesn’t wait for an answer as he pulls back and thrusts in again, just as deep.
“mmm…y-yes,” you hiss, the words mangled.
he sets a punishing rhythm from the first moment, each thrust a jolt that travels from your core to your teeth as the wall is cool against your cheek and forearms.
his grip on your hips is iron, holding you in place so you can’t move, can’t do anything but take it, and that’s the point. you wanted the annoyance fucked out of you and he is just following your orders.
“you feel that?” he grunts, his pace relentless. “that’s for being so damn mean.”
you sob out a laugh that turns into a moan as he angles deeper, hitting a spot that makes your vision flash white. “i’m not–ah!–mean,” you gasp. “i’m just….right.”
he slams into you harder, a wordless rebuttal. the sounds are obscene— the wet slap of skin, his ragged breaths, and your choked off cries. you feel your own wetness coating him, dripping down your thighs, and making every thrust smoother.
one of his hands leaves your hip and slides around your front, down over your trembling belly. he goes lower, his fingers plunging into the wet friction where your bodies join, finding your clit in seconds.
you jolt, a full body seizure. “fuckkkk!”
he presses the pad of his thumb right on that swollen bud while applying a circular pressure that’s synchronized with his thrusts.
it’s too much. it’s everything.
your orgasm crashes into you without warning, back arching as much as his hold allows, and your hole clamping down on his cock in a milking pulse. you cry out a continuous sound that echoes off the hallway walls, your square frenchies scraping against the paint.
he grunts as his rhythm stutters as you convulse around him. “that’s it,” he rasps, his own control fraying. “take it. take all of it.”
he fucks you through your orgasm, chasing his own release with a guttural groan as he buries himself to the hilt and holds there. he stays buried inside you, his forehead pressed between your shoulder blades, and his body trembling with the aftershocks.
slowly, he pulls out as the sticky evidence of both of you starts to slide down your inner thigh. you’re boneless, held up only by your arms braced against the wall and the solid presence of him behind you.
his hands come up, smoothing over your back, a gesture that’s almost tender compared to the fucking. he helps you straighten, pulling your leggings back up with a surprising gentleness before attending to himself.
you turn around while leaning back against the wall. your legs feel like water as you reach out to hook a finger in the waistband of his jeans and pull him closer until he’s standing between your legs.
his forehead rests against yours, giving you a gentle kiss. his hands are on your waist, thumbs brushing slow circles against the thin cotton of your shirt.
“mean as hell,” he whispers with a smile in his voice.
you hum as you push him back gently, just a step as his hands fall from your waist. you look at him, your gaze traveling from his eyes down his chest, to where his jeans are still undone, hanging low on his hips.
“move,” you say, your voice soft but clear.
he doesn’t question it as he steps back, giving you space. you walk past him, your legs still feeling a little unsteady, as you go back into the living room. to the couch where this all started, where his cousin’s interruption stole the lazy aftermath.
you turn and look at him, standing in the doorway, watching you. you don’t say anything as you pull down your leggings and sit down on the couch and lean back. you spread your legs slightly as you look at him and you wait.
he understands as he walks toward you in slow movements. he stops in front of you while looking down at your open legs, eyeing the mixture of cum flowing out of your clenching hole.
“you want something?” he asks, though he knows.
“take your pants off,” you tell him.
his smile widens as pushes his jeans and boxers down over his hips, letting them fall to the floor. he’s naked, his cock already half hard again as he sits on the couch.
“you like it when i’m mean?” you ask, your voice low.
“i love it when you’re mean,” he corrects with wanting eyes.
you move to straddle his lap as you settle onto him slowly, your knees sinking into the cushions on either side of his hips. he watches you as his hands come up to rest on your hips, letting you lead.
“i’m gonna ride you,” you murmur, the words a promise against his mouth.
he exhales as his hands tighten on your hips but he doesn’t pull you down. he waits as you shift your weight, one hand moving down his chest until you find his cock. it’s fully hard as you guide it, positioning him to your entrance. then, with a deliberate roll of your hips you sink onto him.
you take him inside you inch by inch, feeling every vein, and every throb of his cock as he stretches you. you go slow at first, settling onto him completely, letting your body adjust. you feel him shudder beneath you, his fingers digging into your hips now.
you look down at him, your face just above his. his eyes are closed and his jaw tight. he’s savoring the feeling of you taking him, of being enveloped by your slick.
“open your eyes,” you command.
he does. his gaze is hazy as it fixes on yours.
“watch me,” you say.
and then you start to move as you rise up, slowly, dragging your slick along the length of his cock. then you sink back down with a firm pressure. your hands brace on his shoulders, your thighs working to lift and lower you.
“that’s it, pa” you breathe out while watching his face. you see the pleasure take over as his mouth slightly opens, letting out small moans. you pick up the pace as the rhythm becomes faster. your hips roll as you sink down, grinding against him at the bottom of each stroke, ensuring he’s buried as deep as possible.
you lean forward, your chest brushing against his, and your lips finding his ear. “you feel how deep you are?” you whisper, your voice rough with lust.
“mmmhh...” he groans, a wordless affirmation, as his hands slide up your back and under your shirt.
you sit back up to change the angle. you rise all the way to his tip then plunge back down with a force that makes the couch creak and his body jerk. using his body for your own pleasure, to make him feel every bit of your dominance.
his hands move from your back to your ass, gripping you, helping you now, driving you down onto him with more force each time you sink. he’s meeting your pace, thrusting up into you as you come down.
“fuck,” you gasp, the word ripped from you. your fingers start to work on your clit, the pressure perfect, just enough to tip you over the edge.
he’s watching your face, seeing the orgasm approach. “come on,” he grunts, his voice strained. “take it. take it from me.”
your body locks as your inner muscles clamp around his cock in a tight grip. you cry out a sharp sound as your head falls back in pleasure. you keep moving through it, your hips still working, grinding against him as the aftershocks ripple through you. he’s groaning beneath you, his own orgasm coming. you feel him swell inside you as his thrusts become wild.
with a final, deep thrust, he holds you there as his body trembles. you feel the hot rush of his cum, filling you from the inside. for a long minute, you just stay there, collapsed against him, his cock still inside you, both of you breathing in ragged gasps. your forehead rests against his shoulder and his hands are stroking your back, slow and soothing.
eventually, you lift yourself off him, feeling the cool air replace the heat as you separate. you sink back onto the couch beside him, your body spent, and your mind quiet.
you reach over, your hand finding his as you intertwine your fingers. “you got what you wanted?” he asks softly, his thumb brushing over your knuckles.
“of course i did.” you reply, your voice hoarse but satisfied.
he leans in, kissing your shoulder, as a he lets out a soft chuckle. “yea, you always do.”
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↳ ❝ { cw: nsfw mentioned, light! usage of n word, dom!ony , teasing, fingering, dirty talk, oral (fem rec), begging } ¡! ❞
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
the evening sun casts long shadows across onyankopon's bedroom floor. your overnight bag sat open on his beanbag by the window, a small monument to the weekend you'd already shared at the frat house. tonight was the frat's quarterly bash which meant dressing to impress for the party downstairs.
you stood in front of his tall dresser mirror, a black leather corset top laid across your chest, its lace up front waiting to be tightened. your matching leather capri pants were already zipped up and hugging your hips.
ony lounged on his bed, propped up against the headboard, watching you. he wore only his black sweats as his bare chest and tattooed arms laid on display, the fading daylight glinting off his chain and studded earrings.
"you really facetimed me just to tell me to bring this?" you asked while smiling as you began threading the leather cords of the corset. "you could've just texted."
"i love the way you look in it," he said, his voice a smooth drawl. "don’t act like you weren’t gonna show out anyways."
you laughed while pulling the cords tight, the leather cinching around your ribs and lifting your breasts into a perfect shape. "i don't show out. i just like being…best dressed.”
"yea…that's what you do," he agreed as his eyes tracked your movements. the corset was his idea, of course. he had a vision of how he wanted you tonight as he was helping you look for an outfit in your closet during your facetime call before he came to pick you up.
as soon as he seen the mini laced corset, he pointed it out on his screen, “that one. for the party.” a command he disguised as a suggestion.
you finished lacing the final knot sitting just below your sternum as you look at him through the mirror. the look was cute as your silhouette was defined by the black leather. your capri pants cut off just above your calf, leaving your legs exposed and ready for the black kitten heels waiting by his door.
"you look," he started then paused while choosing his words with deliberate care. "too good, mama."
a thrill of satisfaction shot through you as you turned from the mirror to face him directly. "good. that's the goal."
he didn't move from the bed but his look intensified. "the goal is to look like that, walk downstairs, and have every nigga in this house remember exactly who you belong to?"
"you think they'd forget?" you teased as you walked toward his bathroom.
"no," he said simply as his eyes dropped to the top of your corset, to the way it pushed your breasts up, the plump curve sitting above the leather. "they'd just get stupid and i'd have to fuck them up."
you reached for the small curling iron you kept in his bathroom, a need for fixing the "morning afters." this morning had been one of those afters. he'd put you through the mattress, as promised, your silk scarf torn off in the heat of it, and your leave out in a wild frame around your face. you'd fixed it a little this morning but the party required some more fixing.
you plugged the iron in by his desk while waiting for it to heat up. as you stood there, testing a section of hair, you felt his presence shift. he rose from the bed and he came up behind you, his chest not touching your back but radiating a heat that you felt through the leather.
his hands settled on your hips as his fingers curled over the top of your capris. he didn't speak while he watched you in the mirror. you smoothed a curl as your focus divided between the task and the pressure of him behind you.
"almost done," you murmured, your voice softer than you intended.
"i know," he replied as his hands slid up and over the leather of the corset while tracing the lace. he found the knot at the center of the lacing as his fingers toyed with it. "this is a lot of work. for a party."
"it's for you," you said while turning your head slightly to catch his eye in the mirror.
a slow smile touched his lips. "i know."
the curling iron was hot as you finished the last few curls, your hair now falling in soft curls around your shoulders. you unplugged the iron and set it aside. you were finally ready as you turned to face him fully, expecting him to step back and lead you downstairs but he didn't.
instead, his hands returned to your hips as he guided you backwards until his thighs met the edge of his bed. he sat down on the mattress, pulling you with him, so you were standing before him, his face level with your stomach.
"what?" you asked in a playful suspicion in your tone.
he didn't answer with words as his hands went to the knot of the corset and with a slow pull, he undid it. the leather laces loosened but he didn't remove it as his large hands then went to the waistband of your capris. his fingers find the button as he pops it open and pulls down your zipper.
he looks up at you as he says, "i want to taste you before you go down there."
omg i come back from my break and you’re back too!? 🥹 i’m loving your new fics already, but i really hope you’re doing okay luv🫶🏿
thank you maamaaaa 🥹 i missed you sm my angiepooh!!!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
handsome boy
admiring your handsome boy, connie!
a/n: just a short lil blurb i had made while making some conniepooh drafts!
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
my handsome boy….
is what you think as you lie on connie’s bare chiseled chest while being wrapped in his arms and the sheets of his stupidly large california king sized bed that you end up in every other week or so after you two make up from your occasional arguments.
you’ve thought about how you’ve been at his apartment for almost a whole week now as your fingers comb through the faded hair at his temple down to the faded edge of his buzzcut.
he's been saying he'll dye it since you got here.
you don't want him to though because you like it like this. the blonde's grown out just enough that you can see the black underneath and if you tilt your head a certain way, you can still make out the shape of that star he shaved in last month even it's almost grown out now.
you trace it anyway.
his eyes are closed but his hand finds your back as he rubs it tiredly. he touches you like he's not even thinking about it, like you're just there and his body already knows what to do.
your fingers drift to his face.
you start at his lip ring first. the small silver hoop on the left side of his bottom lip is cool against your thumb. you've watched him bite it a hundred times– when he's nervous, when he's lying, or when he's trying not to say something he knows he'll regret.
the dermal under his eye catches the low light from the window. you've always liked that piercing the most and not because of how it looks–though it does look good–but because of how he looks at you when you get around it. in all honesty, the stone is just an excuse for you to get close enough to see his eyes.
you brush your thumb over his eyebrow next. the piercing there is a little looser than it should be. he's been fiddling with it. you know because you've watched him do it in the rearview mirror of his bmw, cigarette hanging from his lips, lost in thought about something he won't tell you, per usual.
and the nose ring.
you don't even think about it as your pinky finger hooks through it gently and you tug just a little as his eyes groggily open.
"really?" he says, voice rough from waking up to his nose ring being yanked. you smile as you peck his lips one, two, three, maybe four times. "you like it."
"i never said that."
"you didn't have to."
he stares at you for a second as his top lip twitches and his lip ring moves with it as he pulls you higher up his chest so your faces are level.
"you're annoying," he says as he pulls you in for another quick kiss.
Yo No Olvido
yo no olvido, por mí madre, yo no olvido! in other words; i don’t forget, on my mama, i don’t forget! you and connie love each other but it feels like he can’t help himself when it comes to cheating…and you? you’re not mad about returning the favor.
cw: angst, slight nsfw mentioned, dominican!connie, dominican!reader, mentions of cheating, spanish translation, toxic relationship, slight! jean x reader
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
the kitchen smells of garlic and oil as the pan fried chicken sizzles and the vent hums above you. you stand at the stove with a spatula in one hand as the other rests on the counter while you try to focus on something normal but normal has been gone for a while.
you hear the door open behind you but you don’t turn around because you already know it’s him. connie tosses his keys on the counter as he walks in slowly like he was testing the energy in the room before he even spoke.
“you ain’t answer my calls earlier.”
you shrug while keeping your eyes on the sizzling pan. “i was busy.”
“busy doing what?” he asks with an attitude as his face scrunches up.
you almost smile at that…thinking about how busy you were with his best friend, jean. how jean had you folded like a pretzel while he was inches deep in your belly, making you scream out his name in the emptiness of connie’s home.
you flip the chicken over, letting his piece sit longer than necessary. “same thing you be doing, i guess.”
those words made him pause and you could feel his stare burning into your back. “…what’s that supposed to mean?”
you finally turned towards him while leaning against the counter, arms crossed. “what you think it means?”
his jaw tightens as he stares you up and down in your tight pajama set that hugged your every curve so well. the same pajama set that he bought you just to rip it off you that same night.
“don’t do that.”
“do what?” you ask calmly while slightly tilting your head and watching his wandering eyes. silently grinning on the inside because you already see the bulge forming in his sweats from just looking at you.
“act like you don’t got something to say.”
you laugh under your breath as you turn your body and turn the stove off while moving the pan to a different burner. “boy, i been had something to say. you just wasn’t listening.”
“man, here you go,” he mutters while running a tattooed hand down his face. “you always tryna start something.”
“always?” you repeat with a lifted brow. “how am i always starting something, constance?”
the pan popped with oil behind you as you turn to face him again and neither of you move. “you been out all night, not answering your phone, location off–” you cut yourself off while shaking your head. “but i’m the problem, right?”
he exhales sharply as he adjusts the front of his sweats, getting harder as you’re progressively getting angrier in his face. “i told you about my phone– ”
“stop saying that!” you snap louder now. “that weak ass excuse? ¡para! (stop)”
connie looks at you as silence drops heavy between you two. he looks like he is trying to remember when you got like this. “when you start talking to me like that?”
“when you gave me a reason to,” you say while rolling your eyes as you glance at his slightly twitching bulge.
he blinks twice before asking tensely. “who you talking to?”
you scoff as you grab plates from the top shelf already knowing the real question he was trying to ask. “why?”
“answer the question.”
“why you care?” you shoot back.
his jaw tightens as you watch his fist slightly clench from the corner of your eye. “don’t play with me.”
and that’s when you let it slip, just a little. “ay, connie… yo no olvido (i don’t forget)” you say as you set down two plates, slightly confusing him.
he stared at you as his disbelief twisted into irritation. “man, what you talking about?”
you roll your eyes as you grab the pan and start fixing both plates while brushing past him in the process. “you really wanna do this? you been out here doing you, moving however you want, thinking i’m just gonna sit in the house and wait for you?”
“i never said that—”
“you didn’t have to,” you cut him off as you slam the now empty pan onto the stove. “you showed me!”
the tension snapped as he stepped closer while pacing once before turning to you. “so what, you doing you now? that’s what you saying?”
you held his gaze as you grabbed the rest of the food you cooked. “i’m saying i’m not stupid, estúpido (stupid).”
he let out a bitter laugh as you brush past him to the plates again. “¿¡qué loca estás!? (how crazy are you?)”
“obviously not enough” you say as you finish plating both plates and sliding his toward him. “eat your food. this is the game you wanted to play, right?”
“no te hagas el payaso (dont play like a clown).”
and for the first time in all of this– connie didn’t have anything to say.
it wasn’t always this toxic and that’s the part nobody ever really understands when they look at you two now.
they hear the way you and connie talk to each other; the tension, the smart backhanded comments, and the attitude behind every word. both of your friends thought it was always like this but it wasn’t.
connie used to look at you like he couldn’t believe you were his, like every time you walked into the room, he had to pause for a second just to take you in.
“¿qué? (what?)” you’d ask while raising a brow at him and smirking.
he’d just shake his head while pushing himself off the wall to come closer and grab your face while pressing quick kisses everywhere. “nada (nothing), ma… you just mad pretty.”
and he’d say it so casually like it wasn’t something that could make your chest feel so warm.
everything with him moved fast but it never felt rushed. one night turned into two then two turned into you basically living at his place without either of you saying it out loud. your bonnet would be left on his nightstand with your body wash sitting in his shower. your clothes mixed into his like they belonged there.
and connie? he loved it just like he loved spoiling you.
one day, he dragged you to the mall just to “walk around,” but you should’ve known better when you barely made it past the first store before he was already grabbing things off racks and holding them up to you with a look of approval.
“try this on.”
“connie, i don’t need all that–”
“man, go try it on,” he would cut you off while nudging you toward the fitting room. “damn, you argue too much.”
and by the time you left the store, you had bags in both hands and he still looked like he could’ve bought more.
“say thank you,” he teased while pulling you under his shoulder as you walked both walked around the mall, looking for the next store.
you rolled your eyes but you smiled anyway. “thank you.”
“say it right.”
you sighed as you played along. “gracias, papí.” (thank you, baby.)
that made him grin as he leaned down to give you a kiss on your forehead.
“yeah, that’s more like it.”
that was connie back then though…always giving and always doing the most without you even asking. if you said you were hungry, he was already grabbing his keys. if you looked at something a second too long, it was yours. he liked taking care of you and liked knowing you didn’t have to worry when you were with him.
like that one night, you were laid up on his chest as your fingers traced over his tattoos while his hand moved through your hair. the tv on but neither of you were paying attention.
“stay here,” he muttered while pausing his caressing and resting his hand on top of your head.
you tilted your head to look up at him, confused. “i am spending the night?”
he shook his head slightly while tightening his arm around you. “nah, like… forever. move in with me.”
you went quiet for a second while searching his face. “you serious?”
“yeah,” he said without hesitation. “i got you. tú estás conmigo ahora (you’re with me now).”
something about the way he said it made it feel final and so certain.
so you did.
you moved in, just like that.
and for a while, everything was perfect.
it didn’t hit you all at once because if it did, maybe you would’ve reacted differently. maybe you would’ve said something, argued, or made a scene. anything but sit there and let it settle in your chest the way it did.
but it came in pieces.
at first, it was just connie being out more. nothing too crazy and nothing you could really point at and say yeah, that’s it right there. he’d still kiss you before he left, still tell you he’d be back later, and still moved around you like everything was the same.
“where you at?” you asked one night while laying across the bed, half paying attention to the tv.
“with the guys,” he said quickly. “imma be back.”
you glanced at the time on your phone and it was already late.
“how late, connie?”
“damn,” he laughed a little but it sounded forced, “why you pressing me? i said imma be back.”
you went quiet after that as you stared at the ceiling. “aight, it’s whatever.”
he hung up like nothing and he didn’t come home until almost four in the morning. you were still awake, even though you pretended not to be. just laying there, facing the wall, and listening to him come in like you weren’t waiting.
his keys hit the counter as his shoes dragged slightly across the floor and that small pause when he realized you weren’t knocked out.
“you still up?” he asked as he began to undress to just his boxers.
you shrugged a little as you couldn’t force yourself to turn and look at him. “couldn’t sleep.”
he climbed into bed behind you anyway, arm sliding around your waist like it always did, and pulling you back into him like he hadn’t just been gone all night.
you didn’t say anything but you noticed the he didn’t smell like “outside”. not like smoke, not like the expensive cologne his homeboys wear, not like anything you could remember.
just… different.
after that, it kept happening. late nights turned into a habit, calls got shorter, texts took longer, and then his location started acting funny.
you weren’t even big on checking it like that. he was the one who made it a joke at first, talking about “you can track me if you miss me.” but now every time you looked?
location not found.
at first you brushed it off because it could be his phone acting up but then it kept happening. even when he was supposedly on a “snack run” for you, his location would randomly turn off.
“why your location off?” you would ask him one afternoon while sitting across from him as he scrolled through his phone and ate a bowl of cereal.
“it ain’t off,” he said while not even looking up from the bowl he was eating from.
“it literally says not found.”
he sucked his teeth as he dropped his spoon in his bowl. “my phone be tripping sometimes, you know that.”
you held his stare for a second– just watching him and searching to see if his face gave away any hints that he was lying even if you already knew.
“…yeah, okay.”
and that was it.
you didn’t push him or question him anymore, you just started paying attention.
the way he took his phone everywhere now, even to the bathroom. the way he flipped it over when he set it down. the way he’d laugh at his phone and not show you like he used to when he was doomscrolling.
it was the little things that were small enough to ignore if you wanted to but you didn’t.
and the crazy part was, he was still treating you the same. still buying you things, still touching you like he couldn’t get enough, still calling you ma like nothing changed.
that’s what made it worse.
because if he was doing something… he was doing it while still loving you the same way.
and that didn’t make sense.
so you stopped asking where he was going and stopped waiting up. if he came home late, you were already turned over, half asleep or pretending to be. if he didn’t answer, you didn’t double call. if his location disappeared, you didn’t ask him about it.
you just… adjusted and that’s when you started noticing other things too.
like jean.
it wasn’t new, not really. you’d caught him looking at you before like quick glances that lingered a little too long or his eyes dragging over you when connie wasn’t paying attention. you never said anything about it because… it didn’t matter.
at least, it didn’t then.
you would’ve went for eren or onyankopon but they were solid with connie and you could feel it. they respected connie too much and kept their distance in a way that made things clear but jean wasn’t like that.
the first time he slid up on your story with heart eyes, you almost laughed.
it was just a picture of you— sitting in front of connie’s mirror in his room as you wear his t-shirt and nothing else. your hair flipped to one side and skin glossy from your nightly routine. it was nothing crazy but jean couldn’t help but to be entranced by your natural beauty.
you stared at the message for a second then locked your phone. you didn’t respond– not right away at least but later that night, when connie said he was “out” again… you opened your phone and looked at the message.
that’s how it started between you and jean, not out of spite nor even out of anger but realizing it was game for game. if connie was moving a certain way, you weren’t about to sit there looking stupid.
you weren’t loud about what you had with jean and you didn’t switch up on connie completely. you still laid in his bed, still let him pull you close, and still played your part like everything was normal.
but mentally?
you weren’t in the same place anymore.
a/n: i’m so turning this into series. likeee i want to do a lil more reader x jean. maybe connie x reader x jeanie smuttt? omggg give next chapter suggestions!
TINDER?!?!
you prank the aot boys into thinking you find their friends on tinder!
ch: connie, onyankopon, eren, jean, and reiner
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connie
you got your phone in your lap while secretly recording connie as he lays next to you on your couch under your fluffy throw blanket that you usually have draped around for decoration.
he’s scrolling through his phone oblivious to the prank you’re about to do on him after doomscrolling on tiktok for hours.
“babe… why is your friend on tinder?”
connie doesn’t even look up at first. his tattooed fingers continues scrolling on his insta feed as if you didn’t just say you were on tinder.
“…what friend?”
“eren”
silence…
his whole demeanor shifts, like instantly. connie presses his tongue against his cheek as he looks up at you in silence.
“lemme see.”
you tilt the phone away just a little in a teasing way not knowing that was the wrong move as he snatches your wrist in a firm but not rough manner.
“nah. show me.”
you start laughing a little while trying to keep it together. “ oh my goddd connie, it’s just—”
“why you even on tinder?” he cuts in while pulling you towards him and staring you down like he’s either about to fuck you up or fuck eren up even if he wasn’t talking to you.

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good ole’ dickin
ony gives you a good ole’ dickin down in the rooms of your new home!
cw: nsfw mentioned, fingering, rough sex, vanilla sex, dom/sub dynamic, mentions of daddy, sex in different rooms!
the living room floor?
“i love it,” you breathed out as your hands come up to cover ony’s resting on your stomach as you sat on the floor of your empty living room. “it’s perfect, pa. it’s more than perfect.”
he hums a deep sound of satisfaction. “it’s a solid house. built to last.” he presses a slow kiss to your neck as his faint stubble is a pleasant scratch against your skin. “needs to be broken in properly, though, ma. don’t you think?”
“oh, i definitely think so,” you purred. “but where on earth should we start?”
“i was thinkin’… right here.”
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