I Blame The Universe

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

holy shit

People on Tumblr will helpfully message you to let you know you made the immoral choice to reblog from someone that made an off-hand comment once that eventually resulted in them making multiple public apologies and charitable donations before deactivating, but then have the nerve to call Reddit or Twitter the culturally Christian extremist website.

SpongeBob is literally a murderer. He killed people

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The most french sentence ever to be written in english

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

“Straws give you wrinkles” “sunlight gives you age spots” “smiling with your eyes gives you laugh lines” okay but what if I did that. What if I drank Vanilla Coke from a bendy straw and danced in the sunlight and laughed with reckless abandon. What then. We all age we all get wrinkles we all grow old and dammit I will do it with the sun on my face and the joy of life at my back