DUMB, SAD AND PRETENTIOUS

guess who got engaged todayyyyy

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

person (non-practicing)

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement