I didn't ask to be made.

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Aww cut it out, or I’l start blushin’!”

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Rocket. A member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. We’re like your Earth Avengers, cept we save the galaxy, not just one planet. So you know, cooler. I hacked the one known as Stark’s computer systems to learn all about you and the rest of your super pals.”

“That it is, Steve. You know, out of all the freaks, geeks, and dweebs in your Avengers, you’re my favorite.” Of course he wasn’t one to talk about freaks or anything of the like. He was the king freak, in his own opinion.

That caught him off guard. “What’s this now?”

“Kinda freaky how you had a base concept for me before you met me...But maybe it’s just a coincidence? Even...down to my...unique.....name.” The alien took a second to clear his throat. “Alright, this is just weird.”

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Rocket. A member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. We’re like your Earth Avengers, cept we save the galaxy, not just one planet. So you know, cooler. I hacked the one known as Stark’s computer systems to learn all about you and the rest of your super pals.”

“That it is, Steve. You know, out of all the freaks, geeks, and dweebs in your Avengers, you’re my favorite.” Of course he wasn’t one to talk about freaks or anything of the like. He was the king freak, in his own opinion.

That caught him off guard. “What’s this now?”

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Rocket. A member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. We’re like your Earth Avengers, cept we save the galaxy, not just one planet. So you know, cooler. I hacked the one known as Stark’s computer systems to learn all about you and the rest of your super pals.”

“That it is, Steve. You know, out of all the freaks, geeks, and dweebs in your Avengers, you’re my favorite.” Of course he wasn’t one to talk about freaks or anything of the like. He was the king freak, in his own opinion.

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Rocket. A member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. We’re like your Earth Avengers, cept we save the galaxy, not just one planet. So you know, cooler. I hacked the one known as Stark’s computer systems to learn all about you and the rest of your super pals.”

“That it is, Steve. You know, out of all the freaks, geeks, and dweebs in your Avengers, you’re my favorite.” Of course he wasn’t one to talk about freaks or anything of the like. He was the king freak, in his own opinion.

He chuckled. “And who are you?” He tilted his head.

“Rocket. A member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. We’re like your Earth Avengers, cept we save the galaxy, not just one planet. So you know, cooler. I hacked the one known as Stark’s computer systems to learn all about you and the rest of your super pals.”

rocket being 1000% done with everything

Go Fuck Yourselves - Charlie Kelly 

I can’t promise when all this is over, I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks.

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