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Jack: Well, that was… something.

Ianto: It wasn’t that bad.

Jack: No… It wasn’t.

Ianto: …

Jack: …

Ianto: We could try. Well, without the house parties and murderous baking competitions of course.

Jack: Ianto…

Ianto: You’re right. It was a silly idea…

Jack: No. I would love to try.

The last Welshcake (Owen decided to let him have it)

The pronunciation of Aberdaugleddau (he knows Jack’s doing it on purpose.)

Whether jam or cream goes on a scone first.

How much sugar has to go in coffee before it’s drinkable, and how much makes it undrinkable again. (He’s not drinking that slop Gwen makes.)

The best route from Cardiff to Carmarthen. (Note - Best doesn’t necessarily mean fastest. He doesn’t care how much longer it puts on the journey because they have to go ridiculously out of their way, if they have time for it, The Heads of the Valleys will always be his favourite. Jack had to pull over at one point because Ianto was threatening to throw Owen out of the car window and nobody was entirely sure if he was serious or not.)

Gwen once pushed Ianto into the sea in his favourite suit and Owen had to drive back to Torchwood because Jack was sitting in the backseat as a blockade between them because Ianto was threatening to throw Gwen out of the window and everybody knew he’d do it given half the chance.

Marriage equality. Though that one was more of a joke since he wanted to know if Jack would allow him to ritually sacrifice Owen to a nondescript deity in return for the legalisation of gay marriage.

Death threats don’t typically work on Jack until Ianto threatened to knock him out and run him through a meat grinder if he didn’t shut up.

While maybe not killed, the next person who mentions the fact that “Ianto” is technically a term of endearment and not a Christian name is going to get punched. He can’t remember who was the first one to mention it, but he thinks it was probably Jack.

How muddy the SUV is when Owen brings it back after “borrowing” it for the weekend.