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disclaimer: we aren’t experts on horoscopes!! this was made for fun. forgive us if we offend you or get something wrong. :d

aries: “got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks”

taurus: “you’re actually the dog filter on snapchat”

gemini: “that’s bad, but then i heard you try to rap. i was more disappointed than when I found out Casey Neistat didn’t have nice tats”

cancer: “jesus christ, you’re as predictable as a house tour”

leo: “you make me so wet with your reckless spending”

virgo: “to call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor”

libra: “'cause you’re as basic as a one-block Rubik’s Cube”

scorpio: “please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!”

sagittarius: “you’re an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that’s that”

capricorn: “i wanna be gay ‘cause you’re fucked and i wanna savour it

aquarius: “did it feel good, though?”