Here To Trigger You All!

Well you see being as you think you are a robot trapped in a human body and being as a kin means you had a past life and a robot is a non-organic life form which can not die, which means you could not have had a past life, it does make your kin type invalid.

I just realized that I’m a dragon that was born on the year of the dragon…

Congratulations, you have reached a new level of stupid.

PUNT ME INTO THE MOON FOR MY SINTYPES, SENPAI

I think you may have had a stroke. Please see a doctor.

Anti-kin are going to start the apocalypse

You’ve discovered our evil plans! Congrats! 

tkfw u think ur an actual angel but ur not rlly religious ',://

That is called narcissism.

Back in the day you’d be shunned upon and slammed into an insane asylum for trying to pass off that you’re a bird or a fox or some other fucking species. The fact that we’re now living in a time where that shit is accepted is an absolute joke.

The Gospel has been spoken!!!!

That ,my dear, means you like have a severe mental health problem. Dr. Phil can’t even help you!

tkfw u feel astral fins and three of ur kins have fins and u go whos this belong to im

I’m not entirely sure this is in English

Otherkin are not fucking real

You are absolutely right kind sir. We only exist on Tumblr. Special snowflakes like us never melt on Tumblr.

as a professional twig eater, i

You sound like you have a eating disorder.

tkfw you're dragonkin and after having a dream of flying as your past self you wake up and try to fly off of your bed but end up falling on the ground

Wow I’m sorry that happened but I think I know why. I could be because, well you see, you’re not a dragon and can’t fly so you just jumped off your bed and crash landed on your floor like a idiot. Congrats! I stopped doing that at like 5.

What the fuck does otherkin mean because it sounds stupid

Truth!

antikin are the reason why i hate myself 

Awe you shouldn’t hate yourself because of that you should hate yourself because you’re terrible.

being fascinated by fire in this life but dying by fire in a previous one. double whammy? in said life I was a dragon. irony at its best.

Maybe the fire should have done a better job because...well...you’re still here.